The Wit And Wisdom Of Neil Custis

[JimmyDee]

Stop being a very stupid cunt.

Why? You show no signs of stopping. Cunt.

Boys, boys, boys!

[James90125]

We'll have no trouble here.

[Carlos J]

Part 1 - In which Neil approaches a group of teenage girls in a pub who he thinks are schoolgirls - but things don’t work out quite how he planned !

'You all GET As, then?' What a master of his craft he is.

Comments amusing and expected.

[Champagne and Roses]

Neil’s detailed and insightful summing up of the weekend’s action.

[Sinbad]

Neil’s detailed and insightful summing up of the weekend’s action.

Aww, bless him.

[Champagne and Roses]

Neil’s detailed and insightful summing up of the weekend’s action.

Aww, bless him.

Leicester City fans, let's have your calls about the crisis at your club, is it time for Brendan to go ? And who will come in next ? Is Davie Moyes a possibility ? And Burnley and Palace - oh dear - what's going on there ?

For someone who's so hyper-sensitive about any criticism about his journalistic ability old Neil should probably think twice before posting flat-out idiotic lies that make him look like the biggest fool in Fleet Street.

[Sinbad]

Neil’s detailed and insightful summing up of the weekend’s action.

Aww, bless him.

Leicester City fans, let's have your calls about the crisis at your club, is it time for Brendan to go ? And who will come in next ? Is Davie Moyes a possibility ? And Burnley and Palace - oh dear - what's going on there ?

For someone who's so hyper-sensitive about any criticism about his journalistic ability old Neil should probably think twice before posting flat-out idiotic lies that make him look like the biggest fool in Fleet Street.

... and Chelsea, they really look in crisis. What a doughnut.

[Zippy]

How has this oaf made such a good living out of football? He can barely spell his own name.

[Champagne and Roses]

Neil’s detailed and insightful summing up of the weekend’s action.

Aww, bless him.

Leicester City fans, let's have your calls about the crisis at your club, is it time for Brendan to go ? And who will come in next ? Is Davie Moyes a possibility ? And Burnley and Palace - oh dear - what's going on there ?

For someone who's so hyper-sensitive about any criticism about his journalistic ability old Neil should probably think twice before posting flat-out idiotic lies that make him look like the biggest fool in Fleet Street.

... and Chelsea, they really look in crisis. What a doughnut.

It's just rubbish - a "crisis" at Villa, Wolves, Brighton, Sheffield, Arsenal, Bournemouth, even Manchester City ? Even being charitable to him the only clubs that seem to have a genuine crisis of some sort are Man Utd, Spurs and Everton - with Watford and Newcastle up for debate.

[Erskine Might]

Let's not forget the classic occasion when Alex Ferguson clashed with the Custises, as told by local reporter David Meek:

It was a Friday press conference and Alex had a pop at Neil Custis, The Sun reporter, over some story and Neil kept saying "yes, but" "yes, but" but Alex wouldn't let him speak and he kept saying "never mind, yes, but". Until in the end Neil had to shout at him "but I didn't write the story, it was my brother Shaun who wrote that story!" Alex realised then he had gone off on one and couldn't justify it and so he said, "Well that's the problem, isn't it? There's too many bloody Custises!"

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

None is too many

[JW90]

He was on Sunday Supplement yesterday with his usual offering of defensive and aggressive answers. He even seemed to dislike a bit of light-hearted stuff about drinking in a hotel with another journalist.

Certainly not one of the lads.

[Erskine Might]

I bet when they were kids the Custis home echoed to the sounds of one or the other flouncing up to their bedrooms - stomp-stomp-stomp-slam!

There's really something weird about the pair of them, but there are loads of other hacks TS could use.

[Juice Terry]

He didn't want to give you his autograph Neil.

Fucking get over it.

[Basualdo]

His Ken Brown tweets should be compiled into a hilarious pamphlet called, 'Rude barbs and Curtis.'