The Wit And Wisdom Of Neil Custis

[James90125]

Let's not forget the classic occasion when Alex Ferguson clashed with the Custises, as told by local reporter David Meek:

It was a Friday press conference and Alex had a pop at Neil Custis, The Sun reporter, over some story and Neil kept saying "yes, but" "yes, but" but Alex wouldn't let him speak and he kept saying "never mind, yes, but". Until in the end Neil had to shout at him "but I didn't write the story, it was my brother Shaun who wrote that story!" Alex realised then he had gone off on one and couldn't justify it and so he said, "Well that's the problem, isn't it? There's too many bloody Custises!"

[Champagne and Roses]

His Ken Brown tweets should be compiled into a hilarious pamphlet called, 'Rude barbs and Curtis.'

The spirit of Frank Muir and Dennis Norden on “My Word” lives on. Well done.

[subsub]

His Ken Brown tweets should be compiled into a hilarious pamphlet called, 'Rude barbs and Curtis.'

*mesmerised as Bas's bow tie starts spinning*

[Basualdo]

His Ken Brown tweets should be compiled into a hilarious pamphlet called, 'Rude barbs and Curtis.'

*mesmerised as Bas's bow tie starts spinning*

[Champagne and Roses]

Neil gets on well with his TS colleagues:

[BenLaw]

LOL

[James90125]

He's a lunatic.

[delboy1983]

LVG famously called him "the fat one" at an Old Trafford press conference .
Nowt wrong with that man's eyesight

[Basualdo]

He's a baked bean with hair.

[Erskine Might]

LVG famously called him "the fat one" at an Old Trafford press conference .
Nowt wrong with that man's eyesight

Even after that, he went on to H&J, ostensibly to calm it all down and laugh it off, only to throw yet another strop. 'No, let-let-let-let me finish!' - that's at the start! The man is truly in need of help.

[Champagne and Roses]

LVG famously called him "the fat one" at an Old Trafford press conference .
Nowt wrong with that man's eyesight

Even after that, he went on to H&J, ostensibly to calm it all down and laugh it off, only to throw yet another strop. 'No, let-let-let-let me finish!' - that's at the start! The man is truly in need of help.

My selection was of only those presenters Custis had personally attacked - he has also retweeted and agreed with attacks by others on a few more - Goldstein and Cundy notably. He has also lambasted Radio 5 Live at various times, Colin Murray, and Gary Lineker. He is a seething mass of resentment. Which is fair enough but why do they give him airtime when he plainly hates the lot of them ?

[Champagne and Roses]

A lovely graceful tribute from Neil on the death of the journalist James Lawton.

[James90125]

Good grief.

[redcar78]

A lovely graceful tribute from Neil on the death of the journalist James Lawton.

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Is he mentally ill?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

EVERYONE is mentally ill

But custo got extras