The Wit And Wisdom Of Neil Custis

[Champagne and Roses]

Is he mentally ill?

No, he's just a regular guy who has seen Gary Numan in concert 32 times (up to last week).

[Zippy]

The one about decorating the fella's toilet with Vindaloo is peak Custis

Bloke is a complete oaf but unintentionally hilarious.

[Erskine Might]

Neil was deeply puzzled the first time he heard Numan's 'Are Friends Electric?' Not knowing what 'friends' were.

[BenLaw]

[Erskine Might]

To be fair to Custis (although I'm unaware of what he's written on the subject), little Raheem has an excellent PR team that realised a year or so ago that his dubious treatment of women and his dodgy friends could all be obscured rather well by suggesting that any critical coverage of him was necessarily racist.

[Champagne and Roses]

Neil marks an important anniversary:

[Champagne and Roses]

A disappointing day for Neil.

[Juice Terry]

I love this thread

[Champagne and Roses]

I love this thread

Just by way of a footnote to the above Neil has had long-running problems with Uber and often berates them on Twitter.

[Erskine Might]

MC Hammer needs to re-record his hit single as 'Can't Custis'. Then we could play it whenever Neil or Shaun tries to do something, like write or speak.

[The Doctor Is In]

So why has FatBoy Dim really not made it to see Numan?

Gay sex romp with a vicar? Anally probed by a foreigner? Hacking the phone of dead kids?

The people need to know, someone get a Jooooornaleeest on it"

[Erskine Might]

The Numan fandom is fascinating. I can see the appeal for Neil: miserable bloke, stupid haircut, chronically unfashionable, yet he keeps going against all the odds and married his fan. I doubt poor Neil will ever marry HIS fan, unless he gets one, but what an apposite soundtrack for his lonely life:


It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette


Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

[JW90]

Just a hunch here but maybe this morning the flood wasn't there?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

What a stupid fat cunt

[Basualdo]

The fucker is a half emptied beanbag.