The Wit And Wisdom Of Neil Custis

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Part 1 - In which Neil approaches a group of teenage girls in a pub who he thinks are schoolgirls - but things don’t work out quite how he planned !

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Part 2 - Neil speculates on the cause of an earthquake in California - his conclusion will have you in stitches !

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Part 3 - Neil enjoys an Indian meal, with hilarious consequences !

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Part 4 - Neil takes a saucy innuendo and makes it even funnier !

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Part 5 - Neil delivers an important message about humility and not harbouring a grudge







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Champagne and Roses wrote:Part 1 - In which Neil approaches a group of teenage girls in a pub who he thinks are schoolgirls - but things don’t work out quite how he planned !



'You all GET As, then?' What a master of his craft he is.

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What an arsehole.

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As Geoff Peters would say: "Standard".

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Fat old charmless illiterate dinosaur.
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Monkey see & do in the custis family ..........that's what Clayton wants on TS now?
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Erskine Might wrote:As Geoff Peters would say: "Standard".


Stop being a stupid cunt.
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What a clown.

I bet he is an awful drunk too. Take it he's about 5'4? Certainly has some issues, and if that's his attempts at being quick-witted or funny, then god help us all.

God bless King Louis of Holland when he called him ''the fatman."

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The Doctor Is In wrote:
Erskine Might wrote:As Geoff Peters would say: "Standard".


Stop being a stupid cunt.


You're talking out loud again. I know you want us to let you know.

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Stop being a very stupid cunt.
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Why? You show no signs of stopping. Cunt.

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