Talksport Commentary

[shivah]

Is shit.

[Erskine Might]

Anoyone but Proudfoot and Matterface.

[shivah]

Spend more time plugging the ducking sponsor than telling you what’s going on. Totally pointless.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Claypole are you reading this brah?

[Champagne and Roses]

It’s a feature of TS commentary across the network that the commentators act like they’re commentating for TV, there are long sections where they just chat to each other or give statistics and don’t tell you what’s actually going on in the match (game). If you watch a TV feed alongside it becomes dramatically apparent how little of the game they are actually describing. One symptom is that sometimes goals are hurriedly reported without any description of the lead-up play at all. BBC are better in this area. Again it is an issue of no review/feedback being given by producers.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Collymore introduced the style of screaming manically at a goal, so the listener had no idea what happened or who scored. Matterfaeces took this to the next level, wherein one has no idea which team was attacking

[Champagne and Roses]

Collymore introduced the style of screaming manically at a goal, so the listener had no idea what happened or who scored. Matterfaeces took this to the next level, wherein one has no idea which team was attacking

When they let Motty commentate on a couple of games he *did* realise it was radio and not TV - of course he was scuppered by attempting to add a bit of local colour - should of just stuck to the action.

[Erskine Might]

The only colour Motty has to offer is beige.

[James90125]

Can't lose that famous Matterface - Pearce patter, it's what folks tune in for.

[Champagne and Roses]

Is Pearce still with them ?

The BT Sport game today had Keown. He is now on TS on Fridays and presumably still on the BBC. Only Sky to go for the full set. For a start how come he’s in such demand ? he’s very average with no sense of humour. But also, aren’t these channels supposed to be competing with each other in some way ? Why are they using the same people ? Why do TS use BBC people ? Danny Murphy is another - by using him TS is effectively promoting the BBC. Do the BBC ever use Deano ?

[Jonathan Grunt]

On the (mercifully few) occasions I've heard the commentary, I've felt that the action is an inconvenience getting in the way of their betting talk

[Jonathan Grunt]

Is Pearce still with them ?

The BT Sport game today had Keown. He is now on TS on Fridays and presumably still on the BBC. Only Sky to go for the full set. For a start how come he’s in such demand ? he’s very average with no sense of humour. But also, aren’t these channels supposed to be competing with each other in some way ? Why are they using the same people ? Why do TS use BBC people ? Danny Murphy is another - by using him TS is effectively promoting the BBC. Do the BBC ever use Deano ?

Only a media network where utter incompetence is not only tolerated but appears to be a prerequisite would entertain the poodle-haired Welsh twat

[JW90]

On the (mercifully few) occasions I've heard the commentary, I've felt that the action is an inconvenience getting in the way of their betting talk

Everything is heading towards being partnered with a betting company.

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[rorymac]

Listened to the Man City/Spurs yesterday .. they made me lose interest and not exaggerating. The whole place is close to being switched off for good here in NE Laaandan. Well it's not even funny bad now .. how many boring bawstids do these clowns know ?

[Champagne and Roses]

Collymore introduced the style of screaming manically at a goal, so the listener had no idea what happened or who scored. Matterfaeces took this to the next level, wherein one has no idea which team was attacking

From Matterface it is a howl of existential rage that his sweet Natalie is now being roughy used by the testosterone-crazed rhinoceros of breaking news that is Jim Shite.