Andy Goldstein is on my television

[The End]

Under no circumstances should anyone put Eurosport on their telly.

[kevin04]

Jaysis!

Is he all botoxed and fillered out his nut? You just know he's incredibly vain by the way he talks of his clothes, trainers and his hair. Bet as soon as a few laughter lines and crows feet start appearing he's right down the Essex beauty shops.

He must be in his mid 40s no? Yet tries to look and act like he's 25.

I would love it, LUV IT, if that hair started thinning and vanishing at the front a bit.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

He's five foot two and a right little cunt

[Basualdo]

Let's not forget that he is actually a failed Lovejoy.

From his wiki page...yes, he has a wiki page.

...Goldstein accused a Twitter account belonging to Rio Ferdinand as being fake. Shortly after, Rio Ferdinand rang the show to prove himself, hence forcing Goldstein to apologise....In August 2016, Goldstein mistakenly contacted a parody Twitter account of footballer Carlton Cole in an attempt to organise an interview with Cole himself. The account of Cole responded to his messages by quoting the lyrics to The Killers song Mr Brightside.

What a fucking dick!

[kentred1]

Did he say to Rio Yes or no?

I remember the Carlton Cole one at the time thinking not even the stain could be that thick

[Basualdo]

I obviously have no intention of listening to this fuckwad's show so could you tell me if his "gweat mate Noweh Gawwaggah" still rings in?

[scully]

He’s a shit stain on the toilet bowl of humanity.. twat

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I obviously have no intention of listening to this fuckwad's show so could you tell me if his "gweat mate Noweh Gawwaggah" still rings in?

Only when t'Berts are winning, obvs

[Basualdo]

I obviously have no intention of listening to this fuckwad's show so could you tell me if his "gweat mate Noweh Gawwaggah" still rings in?

Only when t'Berts are winning, obvs

If it's not Nowah it might be his 'Oh fwiend Wonnie O'Suhwivvan'.

You think that with a speech impediment such as his he'd pick friends with names like Tom Bates or Jim Jones.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Goldstein's Moles and HD should not go together.

[JW90]

Midday Train to Sadness for End-o

[Champagne and Roses]

I’ve just clocked him at the snooker. When did he go Beard On ? Further proof of the theory:

Beard Off / Beard On = Inner Turmoil

[James90125]

Let me ask you this Cliff Thorburn. Yes or no? You've missed the point.

[Northern Troglodite]

He’s a shit stain on the toilet bowl of humanity.. twat

In a nutshell ......a product of the look at me generation

[JW90]

Let me ask you this Cliff Thorburn. Yes or no? You've missed the point.

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