Right you preposterous little bitches. Sports Bra Pt. 2

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Josh. Woofuss. Josh. Laaakdaaaahn!

[Reg]

This is the shittiest thing ever broadcast, and I listened to the Moose's xmas day "show"

DID YOU?

I thought I was one of only three people here who had the privilege of hearing the worst programme ever broadcast.

What are your memories? Mine are hazy, but I think he mentioned that he studied politics.

This is the same Moose who thought Nelson won the Battle of Waterloo.

Christ, I hope they repeat it. Perhaps we could start a campaign.

[JimmyDee]

This is the same Moose who thought Nelson won the Battle of Waterloo.

Oh fuck! That reminds me ... on Tuesday Goff"ee" mentioned his painting of Robert Walpole, Britain's first Prime Minister. "He were Labour, and all". He really did say that.

[Reg]

This is the same Moose who thought Nelson won the Battle of Waterloo.

Oh fuck! That reminds me ... on Tuesday Goff"ee" mentioned his painting of Robert Walpole, Britain's first Prime Minister. "He were Labour, and all". He really did say that.

Right. I need to compute this.

The Labour bit is par for the course, given his stupendous ignorance, which seems to grow like a sort of weird mutation, the same way most people acquire knowledge.

The bit I can’t deal with... Are you saying Gough has a painting of Rupert Walpole?

[JimmyDee]

The bit I can’t deal with... Are you saying Gough has a painting of Rupert Walpole?

Apparently so, in his toilet. I was only half-listening, as per usual, so I don't know why.

[Champagne and Roses]

The bit I can’t deal with... Are you saying Gough has a painting of Rupert Walpole?

Apparently so, in his toilet. I was only half-listening, as per usual, so I don't know why.

Uh ? I'm stunned. Just starting the search for an explanation I found this "Darren Gough talks to England media relations manager Andrew Walpole" - so the England cricket PR drone in 2005 was a Walpole. You could imagine he'd be a total bullshitter claiming to be descended from Robert Walpole and, as thanks for their media efforts on the tour, handing out a cartoon he'd commissioned of himself as the Prime Minister with all the players sat around as MPs. I'd like to stress it is early days in my search and it may be 12-18 months before a full explanation is developed.

[Reg]

The bit I can’t deal with... Are you saying Gough has a painting of Rupert Walpole?

Apparently so, in his toilet. I was only half-listening, as per usual, so I don't know why.

Uh ? I'm stunned. Just starting the search for an explanation I found this "Darren Gough talks to England media relations manager Andrew Walpole" - so the England cricket PR drone in 2005 was a Walpole. You could imagine he'd be a total bullshitter claiming to be descended from Robert Walpole and, as thanks for their media efforts on the tour, handing out a cartoon he'd commissioned of himself as the Prime Minister with all the players sat around as MPs. I'd like to stress it is early days in my search and it may be 12-18 months before a full explanation is developed.

An extremely useful first step.

I sense you are on the right lines.

Await further developments with interest.

[ccreds]

When the seagulls follow the trawler they expect sardines to be thrown into the sea(brooks).

[kentred1]

The state of this fucking idiot

[Zippy]

Jesus. He still has Andy Goldstein MBE. And you know what the joke is? It's that he doesn't really have an MBE!!!

What a card!

[Basualdo]

I see two helmets.

I'm surprised he would put anything on top of the sacred barnet. It's so so important for his career you know. Welching, slabbering cunt.

[JW90]

[Carlos J]

Stain and Cundy again saying no calls, 'no more last train to madness' as they do nearly every night. And oh, a few callers being held on hold come on.

Stain's barnet, what will be done?

[ccreds]

Think Stinks is doing some filming for snooker so is Northern Maestro Catarse on?

[Champagne and Roses]

Think Stinks is doing some filming for snooker so is Northern Maestro Catarse on?

Snooker ? What snooker ? Maybe he booked a week off in advance to cover the Isle of Mann Open or something and now he can’t change it.