Right you preposterous little bitches. Sports Bra Pt. 2
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
What brain surgeon thought it would be a good idea to broadcast these couple of cunts live at the Darts
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
kentred1 wrote:What brain surgeon thought it would be a good idea to broadcast these couple of cunts live at the Darts
The same cunts that let them broadcast from the studio. Both equally as terrible, not that I ever listen to them.
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
Hadn't heard Goldstain for quite a while until a couple of nights ago, so I've only just noticed he's blatantly nicked yet another ingredient from his heroes: Ricky Gervais's high-pitched exclamation of amusement at something he thinks is unusually stupid. (He ought to use that whenever he looks in a mirror.)
Him and Rushden really are just bargain basement tribute acts.
Him and Rushden really are just bargain basement tribute acts.
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
Rushden was on with Cass earlier. I think Cass intimidates him - Rushden went into generic TS presenter mode, just making bland comments about footballing issues, no vignettes, no ripped-off comedy bits, nothing - it was something of an improvement.Erskine Might wrote:Hadn't heard Goldstain for quite a while until a couple of nights ago, so I've only just noticed he's blatantly nicked yet another ingredient from his heroes: Ricky Gervais's high-pitched exclamation of amusement at something he thinks is unusually stupid. (He ought to use that whenever he looks in a mirror.)
Him and Rushden really are just bargain basement tribute acts.
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
The same happens when he's on with Perry Groves. I thought it was maybe down to him feeling insecure among proper ex-pros, but I now suspect it's mainly down to his patronising belief that they're too thick to appreciate his deludely 'clever-clever' schtick, so he fears silence, or worse, if he attempts to do his usual 'I'm so rubbish, I can't help it' nonsense.
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
Jeff Brazier surely taking the piss. Or not. Having The Waterboys' 'The Whole of the Moon' as an intro said who is that, like something my step dad would play. The other cretin dodn't know it either. Click off
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I'd LOVE IT; LOVE IT! If he made one HELL of a racist/homophobic comment and got shunned from the media biz FOREVER. That's my dream. What would he DO?! He can't DO anything. What IS he? What the FUCK IS HE? How did this evolutionary mistake arrive on earth?!
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I think it’s that - he thinks they’re thick - but also the threat of violence hangs in the air if he takes the piss out of them. When he’s on with Gough - the definition of thick - he still attempts his comedy shtick with him, he regards him as more benign and less likely to stick one on him.Erskine Might wrote:The same happens when he's on with Perry Groves. I thought it was maybe down to him feeling insecure among proper ex-pros, but I now suspect it's mainly down to his patronising belief that they're too thick to appreciate his deludely 'clever-clever' schtick, so he fears silence, or worse, if he attempts to do his usual 'I'm so rubbish, I can't help it' nonsense.
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
Champagne and Roses wrote:I think it’s that - he thinks they’re thick - but also the threat of violence hangs in the air if he takes the piss out of them. When he’s on with Gough - the definition of thick - he still attempts his comedy shtick with him, he regards him as more benign and less likely to stick one on him.Erskine Might wrote:The same happens when he's on with Perry Groves. I thought it was maybe down to him feeling insecure among proper ex-pros, but I now suspect it's mainly down to his patronising belief that they're too thick to appreciate his deludely 'clever-clever' schtick, so he fears silence, or worse, if he attempts to do his usual 'I'm so rubbish, I can't help it' nonsense.
Well he still shouldn't let his guard down when having a piss.
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
It's basically a modern-day Carry On cast at TS, innit?
Big Al: Sid James
Jim White: Jimmy Logan
Andy Jacobs: Warren Mitchell
Paul Hawksbee: Bernard Cribbins
Adrian Durham: Kenneth Cope
Darren Gough: Bernard Bresslaw
Max Rushden: Charles Hawtree
Simon Jordan: Professor Stanley Unwin
Sam Matterface: Kenneth Williams
Andy Goldstain: Jim Dale
Jason Cundy: Kenneth Connor
Mike Parry: Norman Rossington
Rupert Bell: Leslie Phillips
Natalie Sawyer: Valerie Leon
Georgie Bingham: Joan Sims
Laura Woods: Barbara Windsor
Big Al: Sid James
Jim White: Jimmy Logan
Andy Jacobs: Warren Mitchell
Paul Hawksbee: Bernard Cribbins
Adrian Durham: Kenneth Cope
Darren Gough: Bernard Bresslaw
Max Rushden: Charles Hawtree
Simon Jordan: Professor Stanley Unwin
Sam Matterface: Kenneth Williams
Andy Goldstain: Jim Dale
Jason Cundy: Kenneth Connor
Mike Parry: Norman Rossington
Rupert Bell: Leslie Phillips
Natalie Sawyer: Valerie Leon
Georgie Bingham: Joan Sims
Laura Woods: Barbara Windsor
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
A little unfair to Jim Dale and Norman Rossington there, Ersko. Both deserve better than that.
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
Ha ha! They could act, though! There's no one really to play the full Celtic blobness of Boozil. Goldstain would love to be associated with Sid James, so for that reason alone I refuse to pair them up.
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Re: Right Goldstein, you preposterous little lisping bitch. Sports Bra Pt. 2
Dants - Peter 'Onedin' Gilmore..... Occasional but always delivers a solid professional performance.
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