Right you preposterous little bitches. Sports Bra Pt. 2

[Erskine Might]

Remember that music they used to play whenever Barbara Windsor walked into a scene? They should play that whenever Laura Woods arrives.

[Champagne and Roses]

Tonight at 10pm "The Sports Bar with Jeff Brazier and Micky Gray". On what planet does that sentence even make sense ? What audience does Clayton think will be attracted to that offering ?

[Carlos J]

Tonight at 10pm "The Sports Bar with Jeff Brazier and Micky Gray". On what planet does that sentence even make sense ? What audience does Clayton think will be attracted to that offering ?

Better than with the Stain though. He's presenting the darts on TS2.

[Erskine Might]

Tonight at 10pm "The Sports Bar with Jeff Brazier and Micky Gray". On what planet does that sentence even make sense ? What audience does Clayton think will be attracted to that offering ?

Brazier comes from the Jim White School of Foghorn Acoustics. The bloke has a voice like a train honk. Add to that his complete lack of a sense of humour (unless marrying Jade Goody counts to the contrary), his ridiculous earnestness about astoundingly boring topics and his startling lack of awareness as to how to engage an audience, and he's a disaster. And if you must pair him with someone, it surely needs to be with someone like Danny Kelly, who'll tease him non-stop, rather Micky Gray, who is like a non-tinnitus-inducing version of Brazier himself.

[Champagne and Roses]

Tonight at 10pm "The Sports Bar with Jeff Brazier and Micky Gray". On what planet does that sentence even make sense ? What audience does Clayton think will be attracted to that offering ?

Brazier comes from the Jim White School of Foghorn Acoustics. The bloke has a voice like a train honk. Add to that his complete lack of a sense of humour (unless marrying Jade Goody counts to the contrary), his ridiculous earnestness about astoundingly boring topics and his startling lack of awareness as to how to engage an audience, and he's a disaster. And if you must pair him with someone, it surely needs to be with someone like Danny Kelly, who'll tease him non-stop, rather Micky Gray, who is like a non-tinnitus-inducing version of Brazier himself.

You might have thought one drawback which would have occurred to Clayton is that Brazier knows nothing about football. Micky Gray hardly compensates for that omission because his opinions are so bland, constrained and uninformative that they can't in themselves sustain a talk show for more than ten minutes. However, mildly amusing is the way all TS presenters are apparently contractually obliged to mention Sunderland every time Gray is on with them - you can tell the show is grinding to a halt when this topic is desperately raised to try to get some animation and spark from the aptly named ex-pro.

[Erskine Might]

Ha ha, yes, that's so right. It's a sort of aural defibrillator to wake the poor bloke up.

[kentred1]

Tonight at 10pm "The Sports Bar with Jeff Brazier and Micky Gray". On what planet does that sentence even make sense ? What audience does Clayton think will be attracted to that offering ?

They could pair up Jeff Brazier with Bianca Westwood

Wouldn't put it past Clayton to try it

[JW90]

Is it the SPORTS BAR NORVERN KWARTER as Brazier bellowed in his Mockney accent a few weeks ago?

[ccreds]

That mystery guest isn't too bad is it?

[kentred1]

New year same appalling phone system

[JW90]

Heard some of the Midnight Twain to Madness last week. Much hyped but the usual shite- load of incomprehensible morons encouraged by the talentless knobber hosting to pollute the airwaves with radio dung.

[kentred1]

Heard some of the Midnight Twain to Madness last week. Much hyped but the usual shite- load of incomprehensible morons encouraged by the talentless knobber hosting to pollute the airwaves with radio dung.

Yes like all of stain's ideas its pure dogshit

[Basualdo]

Heard some of the Midnight Twain to Madness last week. Much hyped but the usual shite- load of incomprehensible morons encouraged by the talentless knobber hosting to pollute the airwaves with radio dung.

Yes like all of stain's ideas its pure dogshit

I don't think it's a Stain original though. But then what, in radio especially, is?
Yes, he lifted his hind leg and marked it with the distinctive putrid stench of the Stain, but coming up with an original idea?
Nah, I don't think so.

[Erskine Might]

They do find some incredibly needy guests, though. Take ex-ref Dermot Gallagher - that bloke loves Goldstain and Cundy. 'See you boys, can't wait for the next time, guys, etc etc' bleeeeuuurrgghh! The first time I heard his tag line, 'Dermot O'Query,' I thought, 'That's a bit cruel, I didn't even know he was gay'. But he makes Motson seem reluctant. 'You take care of yourselves, boys!' Yukkity yuk. Get some self-respect, Derm.

[Erskine Might]

Heard some of the Midnight Twain to Madness last week. Much hyped but the usual shite- load of incomprehensible morons encouraged by the talentless knobber hosting to pollute the airwaves with radio dung.

This is the one worthwhile call. It's quite bizarre: