Oh, you had a party, did you? At Christmas, you say? Well, scooby-fucking-doo; that never happened before.
We've ALL had Christmas parties at work, you puffed-up self-important fucking CUNTS!
It's like someone telling you about a dream they had the night before. Fuck's sake!
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Big Al sounded quite chipper this morning, even given his phenomenal capacity for alcohol and recovery I assume he wasn't there.
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Good grief.
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A case of they could both do much better......no, scratch that, I doubt they could.
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It's long been a trope of radio stations, be they music, local or national sports ones with a bigger roster of criminals than Barlinnie, to drone on and on and fucking on about their Xmas fucking dos and what a great time they all had and how wankered they were.
While we all know that in reality they preyed on nervous interns like vultures, nursed drinks like they were Faberge eggs and bitched, backstabbed and pursued their petty feuds and squabbles with all the venom and spite of Sicilian widows. If anyone got pissed it wasn't the merry, festive type of tipsy jollity but the stomach pumping, "I'd pay your last respects now, I don't think we can save this liver" type of comatose alcoholic poisoning.
But it's all tarted up in the hope that we listeners will go to our graves regretting that we never were lucky enough to breathe the rarified oxygen of a BBC Radio Paedo/Local Ads FM/TalkFelon Radio Christmas bash.
While we all know that in reality they preyed on nervous interns like vultures, nursed drinks like they were Faberge eggs and bitched, backstabbed and pursued their petty feuds and squabbles with all the venom and spite of Sicilian widows. If anyone got pissed it wasn't the merry, festive type of tipsy jollity but the stomach pumping, "I'd pay your last respects now, I don't think we can save this liver" type of comatose alcoholic poisoning.
But it's all tarted up in the hope that we listeners will go to our graves regretting that we never were lucky enough to breathe the rarified oxygen of a BBC Radio Paedo/Local Ads FM/TalkFelon Radio Christmas bash.
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Looks like Mike Parry is transitioning in a desperate attempt to get back on the station. Saggs is happy because he’ll get a three hour transphobia special out of it.carcinogen wrote:
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Is that the bloater that used to be in Eastenders? Or maybe still is
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manifique wrote:Is that the bloater that used to be in Eastenders? Or maybe still is
He got a job on TS.
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Saw some pics, looked a tame affair Parlour aside. Woodsy making herself front and centre among the weedy production lads, also saw Luke Moore lurking about. Probably tried to do a 1 on 1 book club mid-party.
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Saw Way on the last tube, swaying. Asked how it was. "Pukka" he gurgled, keeping his eyes closed
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Saw Way on the last tube, swaying. Asked how it was. "Pukka" he gurgled, keeping his eyes closed
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Imagine waking up beside it...
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Jeffrey Epstein is still alive after all.
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Zippy wrote:Saw some pics, looked a tame affair Parlour aside. Woodsy making herself front and centre among the weedy production lads, also saw Luke Moore lurking about. Probably tried to do a 1 on 1 book club mid-party.
I bet Luke Warm turned up with his own KeepCup.