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Needs to return as most of the presenters are proper beauts

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What he needs to do is to wake up, get his sharpness back, get his self-respect back, and get a better job rather than being the lazy and gutless (oh, the irony) PR man of 'the mighty TalkSport'. At his age, for god's sake, pretending to be impressed by, and the sidekick of, Simon Jordan? Bloody hell.

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Sadly Mr Erskine ....its still streets ahead of owt else on the station ...................& DK knows it , shows how far down the station has sunk when DK in 4th gear is miles ahead of all of them
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Northern Troglodite wrote:Sadly Mr Erskine ....its still streets ahead of owt else on the station ...................& DK knows it , shows how far down the station has sunk when DK in 4th gear is miles ahead of all of them


We could all keel over tomorrow. It's important to have a bit of pride and integrity. Being streets ahead of Dum-Dum...well, not much on a gravestone, is it? It's what keeps this station going - sane listeners saying, 'Oh, well, X is rubbish, but Y isn't quite as rubbish...' Set higher standards.

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I like DK and I'd be sorry if he went, but I see the disgraced Danny Baker has just started a new general podcast, and a new football one with the two of them would surely be more satisfying employment for him.
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Champagne and Roses wrote:I like DK and I'd be sorry if he went, but I see the disgraced Danny Baker has just started a new general podcast, and a new football one with the two of them would surely be more satisfying employment for him.


Baker does a football podcast already with Lineker, which is surprisingly not bad (given that I can't stand Lineker normally):

https://www.acast.com/behindcloseddoors

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Where to begin? Geezus. Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote longer bullshit than I could ever sh1t-out regarding the fraud of Danny Kelly. F*cking hell man. Seriously? Don't take me down that black-hole.
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Champagne and Roses wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 6:58 am I like DK and I'd be sorry if he went, but I see the disgraced Danny Baker has just started a new general podcast, and a new football one with the two of them would surely be more satisfying employment for him.
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Baker is putting one of his two weekly Treehouse podcasts onto patreon to raise a few quid

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Show the stuttering fat sweaty cunt the door and as for his bald racist mate - no chance of him coming anywhere near talksport towers.
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Fuck me this has gone to piss. CuntsTits is getting lair now Bruce isn't around to smack him in his fat gob. Some other shitwaste Olly is on, who sounds like he's downed six litres of vodka and had three strokes prior to going on air
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DK struggling manfully to get any sort of insight from NotNeil Custis and Emily Bishop's son. He was so used to throwing it out there and letting Jords mangle the English and every other language whilst busting a few chops.

Kelly will hopefully call Noocassell a shit cloob with deelooded fanz which will rile up CuntsTits and the other CuntsTits will ring in from his 409th Gary Numan concert to err attempt to slap the Owl before they are battered to a pulp with rolled up copies of the Sun. Ollie Olt sits there whining into insignificance.

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Ollie Holt is almost as unlikeable as Custis

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Somebody hook "OLLY" off the air STAT, he's clearly pissed and a massive massive cunt, stuttering pile of arsehole
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kentred1 wrote: Mon Oct 05, 2020 7:47 pm Ollie Holt is almost as unlikeable as Custis
I would have laughed at that, but then I listened tonight. Bunter has now had ANOTHER of his shows turned to toxic death. How much more will T'Owl take of this Claypole arsefucking before he fucks off the whole sack of turds?
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Send out the BatSignal. I don't give a fuck if EU law dictates they can't do two shifts in 24 hours, we need the Bleached Blatherer to swing in through the shard window and start battering the living cunt out of these two wastebastards
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