Paul Coyte

[Steve Hunt]

Surprised that no one has started a thread on this twat.

How on earth did he get a slot on the station?

Complete and utter fuckwit.

Makes Steve Allen listenable, which is quite an achievement.

[genehunt1973]

Hate him esp at 5am in a fucking morning, always sounds as if he's been on speed, too much at that time

[Carlos J]

Hate him esp at 5am in a fucking morning, always sounds as if he's been on speed, too much at that time

Yep, a bit full on at that time.

[Basualdo]

A bold decision to go into public gaze with a surname that sounds like that, but I'm not sure the world will ever be ready for another Michael fucking Barrymore.

[Steve Hunt]

He may be a Spurs fan, but this bloke constantly dispays Iraniesque levels of cuntitude.

[Erskine Might]

Sounds a tad Walter Mittysh:

'When I was at Virgin Radio, a friend of a friend worked for a big Hollywood celebrity. Feeling sure he was going to be fired, he made copies of every phone number in his employer’s Filofax and offered to sell it to me for $300. I paid it, and I made my way through each number live on air. By the time I finished, I’d interviewed people like Bo Derek, Dudley Moore, Barbra Streisand and Elizabeth Taylor – all live on British radio. It was amazing how receptive they were, and quite surprisingly, they rarely ever asked how I’d gotten their number!'


I suspect in reality most of them told him where to shove it.

[the puddin]

I quite like him. But that's only because he comes on after Paul Ross. Anything is an improvement on that.

[Champagne and Roses]

Sounds a tad Walter Mittysh:

'When I was at Virgin Radio, a friend of a friend worked for a big Hollywood celebrity. Feeling sure he was going to be fired, he made copies of every phone number in his employer’s Filofax and offered to sell it to me for $300. I paid it, and I made my way through each number live on air. By the time I finished, I’d interviewed people like Bo Derek, Dudley Moore, Barbra Streisand and Elizabeth Taylor – all live on British radio. It was amazing how receptive they were, and quite surprisingly, they rarely ever asked how I’d gotten their number!'


I suspect in reality most of them told him where to shove it.

From his agent:

”Coyte is an enigmatic and entertaining personality with a large fan base and loyal following. More recently Paul has branched out into working as an event host and has played a number of high-profile gigs and shows including events for HP, Tesco, British Airways and Barclay’s Bank. As an event host Paul offers audiences a friendly personality, warm welcome and charming presentation style.”

Enigmatic = Tesco’s staff didn’t know who the fuck he was.

[Monty Modlin]

He's a bit excitable, but I find him surprisingly listenable (not at bloody five in the morning, though!).

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

He is an absolute screaming bellend BUT is actually somehow sort-of ok

[JimmyDee]

From his agent:
”Coyte is an enigmatic and entertaining personality with a large fan base and loyal following."

Replace "Coyte" with any sign of the Zodiac and it reads like one of those all-purpose, but meaningless, definitions of a star-sign, so vague but flattering that everyone thinks "Yes! That's ME, that is!"

[Basualdo]

From his agent:
”Coyte is an enigmatic and entertaining personality with a large fan base and loyal following."

Replace "Coyte" with any sign of the Zodiac and it reads like one of those all-purpose, but meaningless, definitions of a star-sign, so vague but flattering that everyone thinks "Yes! That's ME, that is!"

You are an inquisitive person but smart and not easily led and not one to let the wool get pulled over your eyes...

God, these horoscopes are bang on! 100% every fucking time! I'm a Leo, by the way.

[elscampo]

what a tosspot, every sentence ends in UPSPEAK.
After every sentence he plays his JINGLE
I know who you are and the show i'm listening TOO.
Unlistenable

[JudgeTedd]

It’s quite the combination -

Coyte

Barsby

Fletcher

What a way to start the day.

[the puddin]

And Geoff Peters used to do this exact slot. It's plummeted.