Surprised that no one has started a thread on this twat.
How on earth did he get a slot on the station?
Complete and utter fuckwit.
Makes Steve Allen listenable, which is quite an achievement.
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Hate him esp at 5am in a fucking morning, always sounds as if he's been on speed, too much at that time
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genehunt1973 wrote:Hate him esp at 5am in a fucking morning, always sounds as if he's been on speed, too much at that time
Yep, a bit full on at that time.
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A bold decision to go into public gaze with a surname that sounds like that, but I'm not sure the world will ever be ready for another Michael fucking Barrymore.
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He may be a Spurs fan, but this bloke constantly dispays Iraniesque levels of cuntitude.
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Sounds a tad Walter Mittysh:
'When I was at Virgin Radio, a friend of a friend worked for a big Hollywood celebrity. Feeling sure he was going to be fired, he made copies of every phone number in his employer’s Filofax and offered to sell it to me for $300. I paid it, and I made my way through each number live on air. By the time I finished, I’d interviewed people like Bo Derek, Dudley Moore, Barbra Streisand and Elizabeth Taylor – all live on British radio. It was amazing how receptive they were, and quite surprisingly, they rarely ever asked how I’d gotten their number!'
I suspect in reality most of them told him where to shove it.
'When I was at Virgin Radio, a friend of a friend worked for a big Hollywood celebrity. Feeling sure he was going to be fired, he made copies of every phone number in his employer’s Filofax and offered to sell it to me for $300. I paid it, and I made my way through each number live on air. By the time I finished, I’d interviewed people like Bo Derek, Dudley Moore, Barbra Streisand and Elizabeth Taylor – all live on British radio. It was amazing how receptive they were, and quite surprisingly, they rarely ever asked how I’d gotten their number!'
I suspect in reality most of them told him where to shove it.
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I quite like him. But that's only because he comes on after Paul Ross. Anything is an improvement on that.
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From his agent:Erskine Might wrote:Sounds a tad Walter Mittysh:
'When I was at Virgin Radio, a friend of a friend worked for a big Hollywood celebrity. Feeling sure he was going to be fired, he made copies of every phone number in his employer’s Filofax and offered to sell it to me for $300. I paid it, and I made my way through each number live on air. By the time I finished, I’d interviewed people like Bo Derek, Dudley Moore, Barbra Streisand and Elizabeth Taylor – all live on British radio. It was amazing how receptive they were, and quite surprisingly, they rarely ever asked how I’d gotten their number!'
I suspect in reality most of them told him where to shove it.
”Coyte is an enigmatic and entertaining personality with a large fan base and loyal following. More recently Paul has branched out into working as an event host and has played a number of high-profile gigs and shows including events for HP, Tesco, British Airways and Barclay’s Bank. As an event host Paul offers audiences a friendly personality, warm welcome and charming presentation style.”
Enigmatic = Tesco’s staff didn’t know who the fuck he was.
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He's a bit excitable, but I find him surprisingly listenable (not at bloody five in the morning, though!).
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He is an absolute screaming bellend BUT is actually somehow sort-of ok
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Replace "Coyte" with any sign of the Zodiac and it reads like one of those all-purpose, but meaningless, definitions of a star-sign, so vague but flattering that everyone thinks "Yes! That's ME, that is!"Champagne and Roses wrote:From his agent:
”Coyte is an enigmatic and entertaining personality with a large fan base and loyal following."
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JimmyDee wrote:Replace "Coyte" with any sign of the Zodiac and it reads like one of those all-purpose, but meaningless, definitions of a star-sign, so vague but flattering that everyone thinks "Yes! That's ME, that is!"Champagne and Roses wrote:From his agent:
”Coyte is an enigmatic and entertaining personality with a large fan base and loyal following."
You are an inquisitive person but smart and not easily led and not one to let the wool get pulled over your eyes...
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Re: Paul Coyte
what a tosspot, every sentence ends in UPSPEAK.
After every sentence he plays his JINGLE
I know who you are and the show i'm listening TOO.
Unlistenable
After every sentence he plays his JINGLE
I know who you are and the show i'm listening TOO.
Unlistenable
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Re: Paul Coyte
It’s quite the combination -
Coyte
Barsby
Fletcher
What a way to start the day.
Coyte
Barsby
Fletcher
What a way to start the day.
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