What The Fuck Will They Do?

[Champagne and Roses]

Woods and Irons Laura Woods, Gareth Thomas, and a former Manchester City manager debate the government’s social distancing policies. Does golf count as exercise ? What if you have to drive to get there ? Songs by Bob Bubka.

[The End]

Shits with Shilts

Former England goalkeeper Peter Shilton discusses his recent stools with a bemused Michael Aspel. Unnecessary narration from Reeta Chakrabarti.

[JudgeTedd]

Watt’s it all about?

Former talkSport favourite Tom Watt is back on the wireless. Here he tries to work out what is happening in the nation’s favourite and not favourite soap operas.

With music from Ned’s atomic dustbin.

Special guest Rickkkayyy off of Eastenders.

[The End]

Social Distancing

Alan Brazil spits fucking blood that all his usual social drinking haunts are shut until fuck knows when. Subtitles.

[Basualdo]

'Cor!' on a virus.

Ronnie Irani marvels at plagues from the past... and present!

[Reg]

'Cor!' on a virus.

Ronnie Irani marvels at plagues from the past... and present!

Ronnie is alive. and well and tweeting...

https://twitter.com/RonnieIrani?ref_src ... r%5Eauthor

[The End]

Corona Nation Street

Fucking Ben Fletcher vox pops the public and hopefully catching the virus, the pompous cunt.

[Basualdo]

'Cor!' on a virus.

Ronnie Irani marvels at plagues from the past... and present!

Ronnie is alive. and well and tweeting...

https://twitter.com/RonnieIrani?ref_src ... r%5Eauthor

Ever the shrinking violet who quietly carries on helping the needy and vulnerable behind the scenes without seeking attention, Cunto tweets out videos of himself delivering groceries to presumably bemused pensioners.

[The End]

Anal Brazil

New series which simply doesn't bear thinking about.

[Basualdo]

Pooper Kelly's 'gina lipstick exceeds Al's prognosis

Danny Kelly, in a fever dream during a virulent bout of dysentery caught by drinking the infamously unsafe water of the Irish Republic, dreams up the latest must have in vajazzle accessories.
Despite the scorn, ridicule and cynicism about the commercial prospects of his product he faces from Alan Brazil, it goes on to be a sensation in the global Thot community, much to Pishtank's chagrin, and nets DK a second fortune.

[Reg]

Pooper Kelly's 'gina lipstick exceeds Al's prognosis

Danny Kelly, in a fever dream during a virulent bout of dysentery caught by drinking the infamously unsafe water of the Irish Republic, dreams up the latest must have in vajazzle accessories.
Despite the scorn, ridicule and cynicism about the commercial prospects of his product he faces from Alan Brazil, it goes on to be a sensation in the global Thot community, much to Pishtank's chagrin, and nets DK a second fortune.

(Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.)

[Monty Modlin]

Graham writing like one of the virginal 'Woodsy' followers, there. Repulsive, creepy fucker.

Mind you, if she jumped Way Pah-wah then he might be in with a chance.

[The End]

The King and I

Adults in their 30s and 40s fondly reminisce meetings with former music impresario Jonathan King. Hosted by Fred The Weatherman, if he's out yet.

[JW90]

Shut Up and Dants with me, Alan- Series in which Ian Danter tells loathed 12 times retired football manager Colin Wanker to shut up.

Moose Women- Women who look and sound like Ian Abrahams are let onto streets to terrorise unfortunate members of the public. Foreign editions included.

40 Days of Bent- Darren Bent hosts a show every day for 40 days. Listeners give up radio.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Ronnie's ghost game.

Ronnie Irani actually sitting in an empty Old Trafford stadium bullshitting that he's watching Manchester United on the pitch .
The polar opposite of what he claimed a few years earlier.