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Sadact7 wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:46 pm
JimmyDee wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:33 pm Here it is, just over like two minutes of comedy brilliance, like.
Apologies for the delay, but I had to call in a team of surgeons to sew up my sides. Thank God there's no punchline; I'd have DIED of laughter.

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I heard that live, killed myself instantly
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Carlos J wrote: Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:01 am So, err, what was the light?
There was a light? I wasn't really paying attention.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:04 am I heard that live, killed myself instantly
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I hope Hugh gets the help he so clearly needs #thoughtsandprayers
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JimmyDee wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:33 pm Here it is, just over like two minutes of comedy brilliance, like.
Apologies for the delay, but I had to call in a team of surgeons to sew up my sides. Thank God there's no punchline; I'd have DIED of laughter.

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That's the funniest thing I've ever heard

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Crazy Knight wrote: Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:11 pm That's the funniest thing I've ever heard
The way it just fizzled out, though :-)
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Hugh WOWZENCROFT after that sparkling tale.

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I think he had an epiphany as it dribbled out. Should have just walked off never to return
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Managed 18 seconds of it.

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gheko wrote: Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:54 pm Managed 18 seconds of it.
Honestly, stick with it, it's worth it.
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Hughs going to the one of the matches where supporters are allowed back in for the first time. Think Haidy is a bit jealous really. I bet he would have wished it had landed on the weekend so he'd be the first of the Talksport report team to experience it.

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He won't be marrying that fucker, then :-)
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He’s going off at Simon Jordan now.
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Looks like they will be moving on from Millwall to Uefa now

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