The Talksport Worst Radio Personality 2020

[Saints11]

In the style of the FA Cup 32 names will be drawn out of at random and will ‘play’ against each other. Whoever you think is the worst / biggest cunt / bell-end / you get the idea you vote for.

I’m sure they’ll be a few 8-0 + results in the early rounds, but moving into the business end of the competition I can see a few nail biting penalty shootouts.

An initial 32 names here, very much a draft list, all ears for suggestions as to who should go in or who should be removed or replaced. Lifted a few straight from the website to make up the numbers but I’m sure there are plenty of regular guests I’ve forgotten.

MAGIC OF THE CUP

Jim White
Alan Brazil
Ray Parlour
Andy Jacobs
Paul Hawksbee
Jason Cundy
Andy Goldstein
Adrian Durham
Darren Gough
Laura Woods
Darren Bent
Jamie O'Hara
Troy Deeny
Ian Abrahams
Sam Matterface
Perry Groves
Bob Mills
Max Rushden
Barry Glendenning
Danny Kelly
Jonny Owen
Andy Cole
Natalie Sawyer
Tony Cascarino
Simon Jordan
Hugh Woozencroft
Paul Coyte
Paul Ross
Gabby Agbonlahor
Adam Catteral
Martin Kelner
Charlie Baker

Hoping to have this all launched by Sunday evening

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

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[Ned]

Fake Udders, Dants and McCoist are missing if you're looking for a complete list. Motty?

You might as well give the Stain a bye to the semi-final at least.

[Carlos J]

Fake Udders, Dants and McCoist are missing if you're looking for a complete list. Motty?

You might as well give the Stain a bye to the semi-final at least.

Stain is the utter shitcunt on a station full of dhitcunts.

[Sadact7]

Beecroft. Fucking scrot-rot more like

[henrycrs]

The magic of the cup. Can see a few of the underdogs doing well, Ohara, woozencroft or whatever he’s called, and Gabby Agnonlahore

[gheko]

It's going to be The Stain V Dungham in the final.

[Perlagreen]

I can’t stand that Irish cunt

Barry glendenning

That fucking name Association game he does , does my head in , after all these years I still don’t know what the fuck they on about

[JW90]

Plenty of difficult matches to decide coming up.

[Clivert]

Irani got to keep the original trophy after winning it three times in 2010, 2011, and 2012.

[EddieCheddar]

I can’t stand that Irish cunt

Barry glendenning

That fucking name Association game he does , does my head in , after all these years I still don’t know what the fuck they on about

Heenan or Dougie Piss. Reveal yourself, you tease

[Zippy]

Max Rushden and Charlie Baker.

Two utter wankers.

[dingdongthewitchisdead]

they're all winners

[JudgeTedd]

Jenny Barsby. For her piss poor paper review each morning.

[Sadact7]

Let’s declare them all winners before macheteing them to a brutal red ruin, steamrolling the residual carrion into a paste and then sweeping it into a dustpan and shoving it in the fucking bin.