Footballers as Cocknee ryhming slang and popular sayings

[Basualdo]

Thieve Stone
Robbin' van Purse-y
Marcus Bent
Frank Untrustworthington
Steal the pennies off a dead man's Eyal Berkovic
Garth Crooks
Matthew Corruptson
Eric wouldn't piss on any of those fucking thieving cockney cunts if they were on Dier

[kancutlawns]

'oo do ya Thorsten Finks you are kiddin' Mister 'itler?

[Sid Pervcat]

Pie and Masherano

[kancutlawns]

Let's have a Terry Butcher's
Playing the Joanna Ledley