Footballers as Cocknee ryhming slang and popular sayings

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You're 'avin' a Bubble Bradley
Jose Chalfonte
A Desmond's (Walker)
Give yer 'ead a Wobble Lewandowski
You plonkah Rodney Marsh
Hampstead Steve Wickes
Richard Dunne the Third
John Gregory Peck

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Knees up Wally Downes
Come for the rampant misogyny, stay for the tedious bitching

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Hackney Rodney Marshes

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Mah old Mario Mandžukić says he's a West Haam fain, I say f**k off....

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Leave it Ahhnti Niemi
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Kyle yer 'aving a fahking Lafferty, aintcha?!
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Yeravvin a tin Fabian Barthez

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Francis Coquelin yerself ahht

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Ah feel a bit Tom Dick Advocaat

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Oh Yes! Mah Son Heung-Min.

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Kevin wifeBeattie
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Reg(gie) Blinker Grundies

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He's wheeling his Philip Cocu n' Sparra 'raand ver market.

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Wilfred Dog and Bony
Would you Adam and Mel Eves it.
Knees Up Muvver Tommy Brown
6uild 6ack 6etter .
You will own nothing and be happy.

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Shat ya fa*kin' Davey Moyes
Ah ganna kick ya in the Stefan Kuntz
Ahm off to Uncle Teddy Sheringham
Shittu and Giggles

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