Footballers as ladies' attire

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Basualdo wrote:
Zambo wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
Zambo wrote:
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Basualdo wrote:Phil Tampon

:lol: Fucks sake. It’s a lady’s sanitary product, not attire.

I think Bas is getting a bit carried away here. :mrgreen:

Well what verb would you use to describe the act of a female in using this thing?

I prefer 'wear', therefore 'attire' which is in the thread title and whose definition has a far broader meaning than just 'clothes'. It includes all sorts of female accoutrements, gew gaws and paraphernalia.


So there!
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Er, use. :D

If she was going to wear it, it would be sticking out of her hat for e.g.

I guess at a stretch it could come under kit. :D


If you can 'wear' a plaster, you (well not you, obviously, but a Zambette) can wear a sanitary napkin or a tampon.

By the same token, you could ‘wear’ a perforated sheet of bog roll when it’s err attached to a stubborn, undetected dangleberry or a fatty fold of skin, but you’re Shirley not advocating a thread entry on the same are you? It’s at best a careless bit of ancillary appendage but certainly not ‘attire’.

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kancutlawns wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
Zambo wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
Zambo wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:
Basualdo wrote:Phil Tampon

:lol: Fucks sake. It’s a lady’s sanitary product, not attire.

I think Bas is getting a bit carried away here. :mrgreen:

Well what verb would you use to describe the act of a female in using this thing?

I prefer 'wear', therefore 'attire' which is in the thread title and whose definition has a far broader meaning than just 'clothes'. It includes all sorts of female accoutrements, gew gaws and paraphernalia.


So there!
[-(

Er, use. :D

If she was going to wear it, it would be sticking out of her hat for e.g.

I guess at a stretch it could come under kit. :D


If you can 'wear' a plaster, you (well not you, obviously, but a Zambette) can wear a sanitary napkin or a tampon.

By the same token, you could ‘wear’ a perforated sheet of bog roll when it’s err attached to a stubborn, undetected dangleberry or a fatty fold of skin, but you’re Shirley not advocating a thread entry on the same are you? It’s at best a careless bit of ancillary appendage but certainly not ‘attire’.

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Gary Plaster
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kancutlawns wrote:Gary Plaster
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Robbie Bandage?
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