Footballers as ladies' attire

[kancutlawns]

Bill Spanks-ly

wtf

Should have been Bill Spanx-ly but it appears autocorrect intervened.

Bill Spandex-ly?

[kancutlawns]

Phil Tampon

Fucks sake. It’s a lady’s sanitary product, not attire.

[kancutlawns]

Garry Suspender-y

[Zambo]

Phil Tampon

Fucks sake. It’s a lady’s sanitary product, not attire.

I think Bas is getting a bit carried away here.

[kancutlawns]

You need to put a strong lock on the modshack cabinet, Zummers.

[kancutlawns]

Knickers Barmby
Pantyhose Mourinho

[Basualdo]

Phil Tampon

Fucks sake. It’s a lady’s sanitary product, not attire.

I think Bas is getting a bit carried away here.

Well what verb would you use to describe the act of a female in using this thing?

I prefer 'wear', therefore 'attire' which is in the thread title and whose definition has a far broader meaning than just 'clothes'. It includes all sorts of female accoutrements, gew gaws and paraphernalia.


So there!
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[kancutlawns]

OK then:

Jam Rag Aage Fjortoft

[Basualdo]

Fine by me.

[Basualdo]

John Terrycloth bathrobe

[Basualdo]

Vagisil Van Dijk

[Zambo]

Phil Tampon

Fucks sake. It’s a lady’s sanitary product, not attire.

I think Bas is getting a bit carried away here.

Well what verb would you use to describe the act of a female in using this thing?

I prefer 'wear', therefore 'attire' which is in the thread title and whose definition has a far broader meaning than just 'clothes'. It includes all sorts of female accoutrements, gew gaws and paraphernalia.


So there!
[-(

Er, use.

If she was going to wear it, it would be sticking out of her hat for e.g.

I guess at a stretch it could come under kit.

[kancutlawns]

Roy Bikini

[Basualdo]

Phil Tampon

Fucks sake. It’s a lady’s sanitary product, not attire.

I think Bas is getting a bit carried away here.

Well what verb would you use to describe the act of a female in using this thing?

I prefer 'wear', therefore 'attire' which is in the thread title and whose definition has a far broader meaning than just 'clothes'. It includes all sorts of female accoutrements, gew gaws and paraphernalia.


So there!
[-(

Er, use.

If she was going to wear it, it would be sticking out of her hat for e.g.

I guess at a stretch it could come under kit.

If you can 'wear' a plaster, you (well not you, obviously, but a Zambette) can wear a sanitary napkin or a tampon.

[Zambo]

Phil Tampon

Fucks sake. It’s a lady’s sanitary product, not attire.

I think Bas is getting a bit carried away here.

Well what verb would you use to describe the act of a female in using this thing?

I prefer 'wear', therefore 'attire' which is in the thread title and whose definition has a far broader meaning than just 'clothes'. It includes all sorts of female accoutrements, gew gaws and paraphernalia.


So there!
[-(

Er, use.

If she was going to wear it, it would be sticking out of her hat for e.g.

I guess at a stretch it could come under kit.

If you can 'wear' a plaster, you (well not you, obviously, but a Zambette) can wear a sanitary napkin or a tampon.

Phil Sanitary Towel would have been fine.