Footballers as creepy crawlies

[kancutlawns]

Edin Gecko
Timo Wormer
Kevin Beetle
Nicky Butterfly
Ant Knockaert

[AlcoholBrazil]

Dunga beetle
Jonathan Woodlouse
Lee Catterpillarmole
Earwig Dier
David Silva-fish

[Sid Pervcat]

Edin Gecko
Timo Wormer
Kevin Beetle
Nicky Butterfly
Ant Knockaert

Ghekos ain't no creepy crawlies!!!!

[Rowntree]

Willie Millipede
Gnat Lofthouse
Ben Flea
Phil Maggotelka
Tony Woodcockroach

[Rowntree]

Jonathan Woodlouse

I think I'd have gone with Curtis Woodlouse, personally.

[kancutlawns]

Edin Gecko
Timo Wormer
Kevin Beetle
Nicky Butterfly
Ant Knockaert

Ghekos ain't no creepy crawlies!!!!

[Sadact7]

Jonathan Woodlouse

I think I'd have gone with Curtis Woodlouse, personally.

Sorry mate, but the man who came up with “Phil Magotella” shouldn’t be lecturing anyone on the quality of their submission

[Rowntree]

Jonathan Woodlouse

I think I'd have gone with Curtis Woodlouse, personally.

Sorry mate, but the man who came up with “Phil Magotella” shouldn’t be lecturing anyone on the quality of their submission

I was actually reading these back to the missus some hours later and had to apologise for Phil Magotella even to her. She doesn't even know what a maggot is, let alone who Phil Jagielka is. A triple whammy.

Your comments are received, welcomed, and agreed upon.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Bewdiful discourse there fellas

[Sadact7]

Jonathan Woodlouse

I think I'd have gone with Curtis Woodlouse, personally.

Sorry mate, but the man who came up with “Phil Magotella” shouldn’t be lecturing anyone on the quality of their submission

I was actually reading these back to the missus some hours later and had to apologise for Phil Magotella even to her. She doesn't even know what a maggot is, let alone who Phil Jagielka is. A triple whammy.

Your comments are received, welcomed, and agreed upon.

[Jim1981]

Jonathan Woodlouse

I think I'd have gone with Curtis Woodlouse, personally.

Sorry mate, but the man who came up with “Phil Magotella” shouldn’t be lecturing anyone on the quality of their submission

I was actually reading these back to the missus some hours later and had to apologise for Phil Magotella even to her. She doesn't even know what a maggot is, let alone who Phil Jagielka is. A triple whammy.

Your comments are received, welcomed, and agreed upon.

What? She's never seen ya with yer keks off then.

[Sid Pervcat]

Shut up "Jim" you tedious helmet

[kancutlawns]

Robert Leech

[Jim1981]

Shut up "Jim" you tedious helmet

Actually you utter bell that was pretty funny.

[Sid Pervcat]

I know