was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

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was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby funcouple » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:43 pm

My husband and I are going to try to share this profile since both of us travel a lot for our jobs (I am on a weekend sales trip now) and hope this will be a good place to come to have some interesting talk.
Last night I had just checked into my hotel and decided to cross the street to a small bar and have a couple of drinks. I was wearing the top that I have on in the attached picture of my husband and myself and found a stool at the bar between two 20 something girls and a middle age couple. The bartender handed my drink to me and said it was on the house. One of the 20 somethings said, "so if a woman comes in here almost topless. she gets a free drink?" and the other one added, "it is a good thing that she is not topless because at her age, those oversized jugs would sag to the floor". I asked them if they thought that a 54 year old woman was too old to wear something sexy? The middle age woman answered, "sexy is one thing and slutty is another" Needless to say I just finished my drink and came back to my room. I just sent a text message to my husband back at home and told him I was going to post on here and see what thoughts all of you had.

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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby Geezer » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:15 pm

Erm.....
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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby funcouple » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:44 pm

[quote="Geezer"]Erm

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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby funcouple » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:45 pm

Geezer wrote:Erm.....

not sure why pic didn't post

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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby genehunt1973 » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:15 pm

can we see the pic please?
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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:48 pm

Just a bit of fun innit
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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby Zambo » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:55 pm

Looking forward to Mr Fun Couples post, it should be interesting.
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Postby Arthur Brutal » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:31 pm

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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby henrycrs » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:11 pm

Post up the evidence my lady

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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:15 pm

How them JJs hanging MyHenners?
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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby henrycrs » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:42 pm

As of today they are flying solo my Ghost. Dumped via text :D

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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby funcouple » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:50 pm

I just got back to my hotel room from a full day of sales calls.

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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby The End » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:57 pm

Maude had a sex change?
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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby funcouple » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:59 am

maybe the picture will post this time.<a href="https://s346.photobucket.com/user/nierFnoD1957/media/19%203_zps6ut9nrip.jpg.html" target="_blank"><img src="https://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p424/nierFnoD1957/19%203_zps6ut9nrip.jpg" border="0" alt=" photo 19 3_zps6ut9nrip.jpg"/></a>

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Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool

Postby henrycrs » Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:22 am

GET ON WITH IT


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