Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby birdie » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:21 pm

colinthewarriormonkey wrote:White lightning time soon.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This should be a good read



Hope he give us a heads up when it comes out, due to personal circumstances I stopped buying a daily paper, had neither the time not the inclination, but if this gets printed I may just buy one. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:28 pm

birdie wrote:
colinthewarriormonkey wrote:White lightning time soon.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This should be a good read



Hope he give us a heads up when it comes out, due to personal circumstances I stopped buying a daily paper, had neither the time not the inclination, but if this gets printed I may just buy one. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:37 pm

Thundercunt White Lightning, verrrrry verrry frrrrrrightening gawnteeee
(Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, (Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, Jonglebungle fiverrrrohh upwarrrrdohhh
(I'm just a poor boy, daddy didn't love me)
He's just a poor boy from a piss poor family
Buy him his rent and his prime sausages
Mail Online, Mail Online, will you let me go?
Diddums! No, we will not let you go
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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby wjk » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:14 pm

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Thundercunt White Lightning, verrrrry verrry frrrrrrightening gawnteeee
(Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, (Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, Jonglebungle fiverrrrohh upwarrrrdohhh
(I'm just a poor boy, daddy didn't love me)
He's just a poor boy from a piss poor family
Buy him his rent and his prime sausages
Mail Online, Mail Online, will you let me go?
Diddums! No, we will not let you go

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby shivah » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:31 pm

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Thundercunt White Lightning, verrrrry verrry frrrrrrightening gawnteeee
(Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, (Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, Jonglebungle fiverrrrohh upwarrrrdohhh
(I'm just a poor boy, daddy didn't love me)
He's just a poor boy from a piss poor family
Buy him his rent and his prime sausages
Mail Online, Mail Online, will you let me go?
Diddums! No, we will not let you go


Fecking brrrrrrrrrrilliant.
Thank you verrrrrrrrrrry verrrrrrrrrry much indeed

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby andybob1 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:18 pm

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Thundercunt White Lightning, verrrrry verrry frrrrrrightening gawnteeee
(Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, (Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, Jonglebungle fiverrrrohh upwarrrrdohhh
(I'm just a poor boy, daddy didn't love me)
He's just a poor boy from a piss poor family
Buy him his rent and his prime sausages
Mail Online, Mail Online, will you let me go?
Diddums! No, we will not let you go


Brrravo

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby HalfwitHerbie » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:36 pm

andybob1 wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Thundercunt White Lightning, verrrrry verrry frrrrrrightening gawnteeee
(Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, (Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, Jonglebungle fiverrrrohh upwarrrrdohhh
(I'm just a poor boy, daddy didn't love me)
He's just a poor boy from a piss poor family
Buy him his rent and his prime sausages
Mail Online, Mail Online, will you let me go?
Diddums! No, we will not let you go


Brrravo


He’d hate the piano bit the most...

Gaunty
Just shilled again
Put a bra upon his head
Ate some bacon
But no bread

Gaunty
Lies. Hatred. Shamima Begum.
But now he’s gone and thrown his career away.

Gaunty
Ooh Skripple didn’t mean to be a spy
There’ll be no podcast done this time tomorrow

Carry on
Carry on

As if anything you say really matters

Too late, the ASA have come
Sends shivers down my spine, Iain making money all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Mail...
"Hey Depressed Boy. You want a shitfest, you've got one". Jon Gaunt to depression sufferer Iain Lee, e-mail 2016.

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby hayes7888 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:39 pm

HalfwitHerbie wrote:
andybob1 wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Thundercunt White Lightning, verrrrry verrry frrrrrrightening gawnteeee
(Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, (Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, Jonglebungle fiverrrrohh upwarrrrdohhh
(I'm just a poor boy, daddy didn't love me)
He's just a poor boy from a piss poor family
Buy him his rent and his prime sausages
Mail Online, Mail Online, will you let me go?
Diddums! No, we will not let you go


Brrravo


He’d hate the piano bit the most...

Gaunty
Just shilled again
Put a bra upon his head
Ate some bacon
But no bread

Gaunty
Lies. Hatred. Shamima Begum.
But now he’s gone and thrown his career away.

Gaunty
Ooh Skripple didn’t mean to be a spy
There’ll be no podcast done this time tomorrow

Carry on
Carry on

As if anything you say really matters

Too late, the ASA have come
Sends shivers down my spine, Iain making money all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Mail...
Something tells me this is more than just a hobby.....? BRAVO Sir!

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:13 pm

HalfwitHerbie wrote:
andybob1 wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Thundercunt White Lightning, verrrrry verrry frrrrrrightening gawnteeee
(Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, (Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, Jonglebungle fiverrrrohh upwarrrrdohhh
(I'm just a poor boy, daddy didn't love me)
He's just a poor boy from a piss poor family
Buy him his rent and his prime sausages
Mail Online, Mail Online, will you let me go?
Diddums! No, we will not let you go


Brrravo


He’d hate the piano bit the most...

Gaunty
Just shilled again
Put a bra upon his head
Ate some bacon
But no bread

Gaunty
Lies. Hatred. Shamima Begum.
But now he’s gone and thrown his career away.

Gaunty
Ooh Skripple didn’t mean to be a spy
There’ll be no podcast done this time tomorrow

Carry on
Carry on

As if anything you say really matters

Too late, the ASA have come
Sends shivers down my spine, Iain making money all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Mail...


Superb
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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby davidarthur » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:12 am

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
HalfwitHerbie wrote:
andybob1 wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Thundercunt White Lightning, verrrrry verrry frrrrrrightening gawnteeee
(Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, (Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, Jonglebungle fiverrrrohh upwarrrrdohhh
(I'm just a poor boy, daddy didn't love me)
He's just a poor boy from a piss poor family
Buy him his rent and his prime sausages
Mail Online, Mail Online, will you let me go?
Diddums! No, we will not let you go


Brrravo


He’d hate the piano bit the most...

Gaunty
Just shilled again
Put a bra upon his head
Ate some bacon
But no bread

Gaunty
Lies. Hatred. Shamima Begum.
But now he’s gone and thrown his career away.

Gaunty
Ooh Skripple didn’t mean to be a spy
There’ll be no podcast done this time tomorrow

Carry on
Carry on

As if anything you say really matters

Too late, the ASA have come
Sends shivers down my spine, Iain making money all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Mail...


Superb


Fabulous stuff :D :D :D

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby Holden Mcgroyne » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:23 am

Cap well and truly doffed.
'I say if the flats aren't good enough for you, why don't you f... off back to Somalia' .........Jon Gaunt

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby colinthewarriormonkey » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:52 am

HalfwitHerbie wrote:
andybob1 wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Thundercunt White Lightning, verrrrry verrry frrrrrrightening gawnteeee
(Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, (Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, Jonglebungle fiverrrrohh upwarrrrdohhh
(I'm just a poor boy, daddy didn't love me)
He's just a poor boy from a piss poor family
Buy him his rent and his prime sausages
Mail Online, Mail Online, will you let me go?
Diddums! No, we will not let you go


Brrravo


He’d hate the piano bit the most...

Gaunty
Just shilled again
Put a bra upon his head
Ate some bacon
But no bread

Gaunty
Lies. Hatred. Shamima Begum.
But now he’s gone and thrown his career away.

Gaunty
Ooh Skripple didn’t mean to be a spy
There’ll be no podcast done this time tomorrow

Carry on
Carry on

As if anything you say really matters

Too late, the ASA have come
Sends shivers down my spine, Iain making money all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Mail...



Some fucker record these lyrics :lol: :lol: :lol:
"The Cunt's Cunt."

"One desperate shithouse"

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby Jonathan Grunt » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:17 am

HalfwitHerbie wrote:
andybob1 wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Thundercunt White Lightning, verrrrry verrry frrrrrrightening gawnteeee
(Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, (Jonglebungle) Jonglebungle, Jonglebungle fiverrrrohh upwarrrrdohhh
(I'm just a poor boy, daddy didn't love me)
He's just a poor boy from a piss poor family
Buy him his rent and his prime sausages
Mail Online, Mail Online, will you let me go?
Diddums! No, we will not let you go


Brrravo


He’d hate the piano bit the most...

Gaunty
Just shilled again
Put a bra upon his head
Ate some bacon
But no bread

Gaunty
Lies. Hatred. Shamima Begum.
But now he’s gone and thrown his career away.

Gaunty
Ooh Skripple didn’t mean to be a spy
There’ll be no podcast done this time tomorrow

Carry on
Carry on

As if anything you say really matters

Too late, the ASA have come
Sends shivers down my spine, Iain making money all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Mail...

Splendid stuff both
PRAY GOD FOR CHELTENHAM

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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby York Hunt » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:07 am

Regarding the random time tweets from bot tweeters...

Twitter has, like Facebook and Instragram, recently joined the trend to re-order timeline feeds in that incredibly annoying non-chronological way. You know when Facebook reverts to 'Top Posts' instead of 'Most Recent'? (Literally every time you reload the page now.) They claim it's to "bring you the best content first", which is a load of utter bollocks. Their algorithms try to work out what types of post will interest you most, but frankly, any sane person just wants to see the newest posts at the top, simply everything in a newest-to-oldest order.

Anyway, these algorithms - the method of supposedly showing you things you'd like most - the formula isn't publicly revealed of course, but certainly people have worked out that video posts with lots of views will be prioritised quite high.

And hence, those tweets saying "check out what happened at x:xx" is just a way of getting the video to be physically clicked on - the viewcount goes up when you do that, rather than just scrolling past it.

So yes, those are bots and it's a ploy to get Jon Gaunt's posts to be more prolific, even to non-followers (as Twitter's own take on 'top stories' can bring in tweets from people you don't follow, using rules like 'someone you follow has liked this').

Thankfully the Twitter app can be reset to a 'latest tweets' view, which is the sane newest-to-oldest ordering, but many docile users have probably gone with Twitter's recommended 'top tweets' setting and not bothered changing it.
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Re: Gaunt - Part 33: Simple ASA Fat

Postby shivah » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:37 am

Will they find The Jon Gaunt Show on the phones of the New Zealand white supremacists today?


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