Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby shivah » Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:32 pm

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:It's not strange, it's the predictable behaviour of a mentally ill absolute arsehole


His brain is being starved. He needs carrrrrrrrrrrrbs.

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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby davidarthur » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:09 pm

shivah wrote:He's done a shit cast today.

Basically 30 minutes slagging off the BBC.

He did say "he's fed up with doing political podcasts" (despite still begging for funds). Thing is all he does now are conspiracy podcasts (huh huh huh Common Purpose huh huh huh.)


This was yesterday’s podcast - as today is Luton meeting day I suspect there won’t be one today but that yesterday’s will be retweeted at regular intervals.

He loves slagging the BBC as his bitterness can barely be disguised. Despite everything he says if they offered him a weeks work experience he would jump all over it and then claim that they are building a studio just for him.

On the subject of studios is Salmond still doing his gig on RT?

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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby birdie » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:22 pm

shivah wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:It's not strange, it's the predictable behaviour of a mentally ill absolute arsehole


His brain is being starved. He needs carrrrrrrrrrrrbs.


Now, funny you should say that, there was something on one of the programmes last week about different diets and how they affect the human system, and one of the things that affected efficient brain function was carbs, lack of sufficient carbs made the blokes reactions slower and his ability to performs tests was slowed down, perhaps that's why, according to those who have the stomach to listen to him, he sometimes sounds drunk and slurs his words. :lol:
too much of the fat and not enough of the carbs.
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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby HalfwitHerbie » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:36 am

A familiar old sock is dusted off. Remember Gaunt said on T2HerbieAndSteve that “women’s football isn’t a sport”...



Do Lincoln have a women’s team?
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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby Jonathan Grunt » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:24 am

HalfwitHerbie wrote:A familiar old sock is dusted off. Remember Gaunt said on T2HerbieAndSteve that “women’s football isn’t a sport”...



Do Lincoln have a women’s team?

If England have any degree of success, I'd lay good money that Gaunt will happily throw himself on the bandwagon

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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby Jon Gout » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:30 am

Apparently his daughters did play football and Jon was always very supportive. Every week he'd volunteer to take everyone's uniforms home to wash them.

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Postby TerryTibbs » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:59 am

Jon Gout wrote:Apparently his daughters did play football and Jon was always very supportive. Every week he'd volunteer to take everyone's uniforms home to wash them.


Sport Bras and more absorbent.
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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby shivah » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:08 pm

Jon Gout wrote:Apparently his daughters did play football and Jon was always very supportive. Every week he'd volunteer to take everyone's uniforms home to wash them.



Rrrrrrrrrreporrrrrrrrrrrrted you vile trrrrrrrrroll!

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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby shivah » Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:39 pm

Listened to the rest of yesterday’s rrrant cast. Just a bitter bastard.

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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby HalfwitHerbie » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:19 pm

I see the cuckold’s Ingerlish Patriots are still struggling with the native language...

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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby Jonathan Grunt » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:57 pm

HalfwitHerbie wrote:I see the cuckold’s Ingerlish Patriots are still struggling with the native language...


Strange though - when one of the #gauntysgang's favourites makes a joke that some might deem offensive, Jonathan and co witter on about people not having a sense of humour any more, political correctness gawn mad, can't make a joke these days, etc

It's almost as if there's different rules in Gaunt's world depending on whether your with him or agin him .....
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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby York Hunt » Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:33 pm

Did anyone get Jon Gaunt's opinion on Tommy Robinson punching a football fan from behind?
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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:43 pm

John would love big boy Yaxley to punch his behind
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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby Holden Mcgroyne » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:38 pm

He's taking a few days off soon, how will we notice the difference ?
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Re: Gaunt - Part 35 - Limpcocks Half Hour

Postby colinthewarriormonkey » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:03 pm

HalfwitHerbie wrote:I see the cuckold’s Ingerlish Patriots are still struggling with the native language...



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