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Sometimes I think that the forum's dislike of the character called Maude colours our view of Matt's act,then I listen to a bit of him and then think nah right first time,he is shit !
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Bump for Matt.
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No Edinburgh Fringe for Matt. Is he still on Absolute ?
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AlcoholBrazil wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:00 pm No Edinburgh Fringe for Matt. Is he still on Absolute ?
Id be drinking absolut vodka quite heavily if I was as big of a failure as him.
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Eaststand wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:06 pm
AlcoholBrazil wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:00 pm No Edinburgh Fringe for Matt. Is he still on Absolute ?
Id be drinking absolut vodka quite heavily if I was as big of a failure as him.
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I've seen Matt Forde on a few things.
He's a bit of an unfunny cunt, really.
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He's shit personified with a shit fan club.
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ccreds wrote: Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:37 pm
fattmaude wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:22 pm
m4rkb wrote: Sun May 31, 2020 7:24 pm No wonder he describes them as sell outs. The venues are so small they're full the second the fat cunt enters the room. That and the bouncer to stop the bottles flying on stage.
The atmosphere will be electric in the Hyde Park Book Club, Leeds. Everyone knows the intimate venues are the best.

I'll be there mate.
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Its literally a little cafe. I know that place, its really small.

Does a nice bacon butty though.
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Eaststand wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:51 pm Its literally a little cafe. I know that place, its really small.

Does a nice bacon butty though.
That building on the right looks big.

Anyway I bet Matt will try one of those bacon butties.

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ccreds wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:00 pm
Eaststand wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:51 pm Its literally a little cafe. I know that place, its really small.

Does a nice bacon butty though.
That building on the right looks big.

Anyway I bet Matt will try one of those bacon butties.
that is a different business though.
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Eaststand wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:04 pm
ccreds wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:00 pm
Eaststand wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:51 pm Its literally a little cafe. I know that place, its really small.

Does a nice bacon butty though.
That building on the right looks big.

Anyway I bet Matt will try one of those bacon butties.
that is a different business though.
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Bump for Matt.

Keep him right at the top.
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fattmaude wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2020 10:07 pm Keep him right at the top.
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Forde merge.
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Re: Matt Forde (With A Bit of Jon Richardson)

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Carlos J wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:49 pm Forde merge.
What the hell?

This is Matt's thread and Matt's alone.

Change it back right now.
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