Matt Forde

[m4rkb]

Doing his Trump impression.

Which one's that? The one which sounds like Matt Forde or the one that sounds like James Cagney?

Thanks fuck Ed Miliband has left the building.

[Basualdo]

Normally I try to avoid saying bullshit such as "I could do that!" or "Even I'm funnier than him" because even though you might not rate the subjects talent or find them funny, they're usually professionals who have been in the gig for years and have honed they're material to a particular audience which I'm not part of. They know their stuff, even though I don't appreciate it.
Whereas I've never been on a stage or behind a mic or camera in my life. Or even spoken to an live audience and would likely just freeze or literally shit my pants. Or both.

But with Forde I have no hesitation in saying, he's not fucking funny, I'm funnier and can do far better than him. And God knows I've proved on here many, many times that I'm not a particularly funny guy.

He's a fucking embarrassment. My corpsing and soiling myself would reach heights of hilarity he can't even dream of.

This is not braggadocio on my part. The tall Polish junkie in the flats two doors down would be funnier and all Lucasz can say in English is, "Hi ya" & "Got any fags?". Nice guy though.

I could rope any soul from the street outside and get more entertainment.


I don't know if Forde fellated, pimped, old school tied, supplied, nepoted (nepoted? ) or just plain begged his way to his present position but however he did it I can be sure it wasn't on talent.

[m4rkb]

Normally I try to avoid saying bullshit such as "I could do that!" or "Even I'm funnier than him"

I'll stop you right there not having read any further at the minute than just that ^. And I declare you to be 100% right.

[ccreds]

He's filling venues out for his gigs so he must be doing something right. That's what counts.

[m4rkb]

He's filling venues out for his gigs so he must be doing something right. That's what counts.

How many seats are available? If the answer is about five then fair play to him for filling them.

[Basualdo]

Poor Fudd.

As poor a comic as he is, I've never confused his oily slithery Blairism with him being a raving Corbynista, but even so think of this poor man's emotions tonight if the exit polls are even close to being correct.

It's enough to bring a tear to a japs eye.

[ccreds]

Been (has Matt) doing some podcast interviews with people in the political world MPs etc all part of the election run up. I haven't listened to none but I get the impression he does a good job on them always has his photo with the interviewee afterwards.

[m4rkb]

He's better at political interviews than trying to b a comic.

[ccreds]

When we talk about impressions surely the main thing where the impression is funny is because it isn't absolutely spot on. Imo if the impression was absolutely perfect it wouldn't be funny if you get what I mean. Take the make up Rory Brenner had on in his shows it's not 100% right therefore it's funny. It's the same with voice impressions.

[ccreds]

What I mean is what makes impressions funny is that it's an exaggeration piss take etc.

Anyway he's doing a fine job at absolute with his footie music show but I'd like to see him back at a real sports station like Talksport.

[Billy]

Is Britain's funniest comedian and top-rated voice impersonator still making them roll in the isles?.

Or is he still entertaining old folk in care homes or bumming a living on the streets?.

[ccreds]

This is where Fordey is performing tonight by the way. The Bloomsbury Theatre, London. Nice warm cosy theatre.

Don't know if them ballons are for tonight though.

[Basualdo]

The biggest fucking balloon will be onstage.

[Billy]

This is where Fordey is performing tonight by the way. The Bloomsbury Theatre, London. Nice warm cosy theatre.

Don't know if them ballons are for tonight though.

Are you sure Fordey's not just selling those balloons in the foyer Mr Creds?.

[ccreds]

Let's have a quiz week this week shall we for a change? 6 o' clock BBC 2 all week.