Matt Forde

[Maude]

Comedy behemoth Matt Forde, has sold less than half the tickets for his show in a local theatre. The theatre holds 200 and the show is in one week. Phil Jupitus, whose show is two months away has sold twice as many already. Something tells me Forde's "humour" is an acquired taste.

Making things up are we?

[Lou Grant]

Fordey has been one of the stand-out guests during each of the last few series.

Making things up are we?

[Darkyboy]

Comedy behemoth Matt Forde, has sold less than half the tickets for his show in a local theatre. The theatre holds 200 and the show is in one week. Phil Jupitus, whose show is two months away has sold twice as many already. Something tells me Forde's "humour" is an acquired taste.

Making things up are we?

Nope. Check the numbers, they are accurate. Perhaps, you can prove me wrong?

[Maude]

Comedy behemoth Matt Forde, has sold less than half the tickets for his show in a local theatre. The theatre holds 200 and the show is in one week. Phil Jupitus, whose show is two months away has sold twice as many already. Something tells me Forde's "humour" is an acquired taste.

Making things up are we?

Nope. Check the numbers, they are accurate. Perhaps, you can prove me wrong?

Which local theatre is this then?

You're being very vague.

What you've said is also libellous, so watch it.

[Darkyboy]

The theatre is The Mill Arts Centre, Banbury. My legal team has advised that the information posted is not libellous and is perfectly reasonable.

[Maude]

So if I call the venue they'll tell me what you've just told me?

[Darkyboy]

You can check online if you like. Enjoy.

[Basualdo]

You can check online if you like. Enjoy.

An unusual and rare feeling when applied to anything to do with a Matt Forde show.

[ccreds]

Comedy behemoth Matt Forde, has sold less than half the tickets for his show in a local theatre. The theatre holds 200 and the show is in one week. Phil Jupitus, whose show is two months away has sold twice as many already. Something tells me Forde's "humour" is an acquired taste.

Phil Jupitas has yet to sell out in a upcoming gig in Folkstone which is under a week away.

[ccreds]

Comedy behemoth Matt Forde, has sold less than half the tickets for his show in a local theatre. The theatre holds 200 and the show is in one week. Phil Jupitus, whose show is two months away has sold twice as many already. Something tells me Forde's "humour" is an acquired taste.

Phil Jupitas has yet to sell out in a upcoming gig in Folkstone which is under a week away.

As well as that Phil Jupitus has been going on big programmes like "They think its all over" and "Never mind the buzzcocks" which were popular even massive on the BBC at that time. Matt hasn't been fortunate enough to get a leg up on the ladder like he has. And let's face it that bloke isn't all that anyway and he didn't deserve to be on such programmes.

[Darkyboy]

Are you still wittering on about this? I neither like nor dislike Phil Jupitus, but he can be funny on panel shows. I've no idea what his standup routine is like. Forde has had more than enough time on tv and radio. In fact, judging by his talent, he has had way too much exposure.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Fordey is a ledge innit tho

[ccreds]

Fordey is a ledge innit tho

We want Matt and Jon back. They did really well in that show they had Saturday Lunchtime. They should fill in for Hawksbee and Jacobs one day a week. People think they can't do their job but many of us know they can. Standing on their head.

[Darkyboy]

Fordey is a veg. A fat turnip to be more precise.

[ccreds]

Fordey is a veg. A fat turnip to be more precise.

Calling people because they might not be straight or carrying a bit of weight. Come on, that's no way to go on Darkyboy.