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The Cringe festival always invites Forde and other useless non-entities who can't even be funny for five minutes.

His Royal variety performance was a fucking complete embarrassment. But he's still one of the funnier ones.

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Better make it a good one. Last one before the Permanent Hard Brexit. Next year will be a wailfest .
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I was though in Auld Reekie" about 10 years ago to see an Advocate during the festivals because i dislocated my Knees and ripped all the ligaments in them as well in an industrial accident which i won £40,000. 8)
Me and the two guys who where my witnesses where wondering around and nearly every step you took people where trying to give you leaflets about their shitty gap year show that they where so excited about.
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None of that happened
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:None of that happened



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Eaststand wrote:killing himself would be funnier.


You know the next time you criticise the Jon gaunt thread for this sort of thing.........
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To be fair mate, Im not trying to drive anyone to suicide on a daily basis like the Gaunt people. Im saying someone is so unfunny, even something as unfunny as him killing himself would be a lot funnier than his material.
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Eaststand wrote:To be fair mate, Im not trying to drive anyone to suicide on a daily basis like the Gaunt people. Im saying someone is so unfunny, even something as unfunny as him killing himself would be a lot funnier than his material.


Someone killing themselves isn't at all funny eastie believe me, and i would say there's only one poster on the gaunt thread now goes over the top with what they post.
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I know. Thats kind of the point. Thats how unfunny he is.

They all go over the top, their sole aim is for him to have a breakdown and kill himself. All of them would overjoyed with that.
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Eaststand wrote:I know. Thats kind of the point. Thats how unfunny he is.

They all go over the top, their sole aim is for him to have a breakdown and kill himself. All of them would overjoyed with that.


I wouldn't.

I've had two close friends take their own lives, one 30 years ago, and another quite recently, when you see what it does to the people left behind you wouldn't want it to happen to anybody trust me.
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I know mate, my best friend is tattood on my arm after he killed himself. Fucking destroyed everything and it never repaired itself, fucking awful.

Doesnt mean I wont joke or take take the piss about things like that though.
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beingsoblase wrote: ... you wouldn't want it to happen to anybody trust me.
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Eaststand wrote:I know mate, my best friend is tattood on my arm after he killed himself. Fucking destroyed everything and it never repaired itself, fucking awful.

Doesnt mean I wont joke or take take the piss about things like that though.


Fair comment easty, my original post was meant to be a bit tongue in cheek, so that's me joking about the same stuff, and my mate who passed recently would definitely be the first one to take the piss about all sorts of stuff, so who am I to start getting all precious about comments on an internet forum?
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I'm in Edinburgh.

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