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Roddy wrote: in an industrial accident which i won £40,000. 8)


40k for ligament damage? :rolleyes:

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The End wrote:I'm in Edinburgh.

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I shan't be attending the above.

said everyone.
i never listen now .

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Radio presenter, comedian, voice impressionist, Sky News commentator and now ....


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I don't follow his career, who sacked him?

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Billy wrote: Tue Oct 06, 2020 12:43 pm Radio presenter, comedian, voice impressionist, Sky News commentator and now ....

He's doing some of the voiceovers in the new Spitting Image series.
WOKE AND PROUD

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subsub wrote: Tue Oct 06, 2020 1:42 pm
Billy wrote: Tue Oct 06, 2020 12:43 pm Radio presenter, comedian, voice impressionist, Sky News commentator and now ....

He's doing some of the voiceovers in the new Spitting Image series.
My god they must be desperately in short supply of good voice impressionists.

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LEGENDARY COMEDIANS QUIZ.
This is a really difficult one but do have a go anyway.

Study the picture really hard and try to find the phoney comedian amongst the greats.

Sorry no clues.


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Fats on GameDay warm up. Bit of politics so far, no humorous impressions. Sure I heard H&J say he was on with them next week.
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Jesus Christ. I thought this turd was flushed from the airwaves long ago

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Matt Forde was one of the guests on Have I Got News For You.
Fuck me, what a spectacularly unfunny cunt.
Comes on with his pre-rehearsed gags that fall flat on their face, and he was obsessed with doing impressions of various politicians that were just as bad.

Thankfully, host Jennifer Saunders made him crash back to earth by asking him each time he'd done one: "Was that an impression?" :lol: :lol:

Forde came across as a smug, unfunny cunt.
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The End wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:41 am I'm in Edinburgh.

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I shan't be attending the above.
Is that both a cardboard sign, and the venue?
"Stop drinking on an empty stomach and tweeting on an empty head, you fucking booze-addled halfwit."

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Tony Blair was rushed to hospital with tremendous arse pain.

"I think it might be piles" said the Doctor.

Turned out it was Matt Forde up there.
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Probably his finest work in comedy, even if it was accidental after five pints of lager on a Saturday afternoon.

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It's probably on here somewhere already but here's that famous clip of Jonathan from Swansea tearing a right strip off Fordey. :lol:


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Amazing And Inspirational People – Matt Forde. :D


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