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Re: Chris Evans

Postby Champagne and Roses » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:27 pm

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theleader82 wrote:Chris Evans copied the Howard stern format where he gets the producer and newsreaders involved in the show, then Chris moyles copied Evans.


Steve "Love the Show" Wright and Simon "Simon" Mayo were doing that on Radio 1 long afore Evans had a gig there.
And Terry Wigon was doing it before that. As with every other radio innovation it started in the USA, about 40 years ago in this case
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Re: Chris Evans

Postby Zippy » Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:22 am

Is he still running that Car Fest event? The most tragically middle-aged event going aimed at Waitrose loyalty card holders, people who wear bootcut jeans, call Twickenham "HQ" and think Clarkson should be Prime Minister.
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Re: Chris Evans

Postby Champagne and Roses » Thu Aug 15, 2019 3:34 pm

Zippy wrote:Is he still running that Car Fest event? The most tragically middle-aged event going aimed at Waitrose loyalty card holders, people who wear bootcut jeans, call Twickenham "HQ" and think Clarkson should be Prime Minister.
Waitrose have a loyalty card scheme ?!? Since when ?

Clarkson. Interesting case. Like Durham he has created an entirely fictitious character for his media appearances and is now trapped inside it. In real life he voted Remain in the referendum which might surprise some of his fans.
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Re: Chris Evans

Postby Erskine Might » Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:23 am

carcinogen wrote:Chris used to enjoy showing his penis to female members of the production team. Is it only me who thinks that is odd? The man needs to be kidnapped, and taken to the nearest ISIS camp with a sign around his neck reading: "ISIS are shit".



The thing that's always struck me about Evans is that, as far as I can tell, he is essentially joyless. He's like someone who's read lots of self-help books on 'How to Be Happy' and he now practices the instructions like an alien trying to blend into this strange world of humans. There's always a strained smile and lots of 'Isn't this FUN?!?' exclamations that suggest he's trying to convince himself as much as his audience.

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Re: Chris Evans

Postby subsub » Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:47 am

Erskine Might wrote:
carcinogen wrote:Chris used to enjoy showing his penis to female members of the production team. Is it only me who thinks that is odd? The man needs to be kidnapped, and taken to the nearest ISIS camp with a sign around his neck reading: "ISIS are shit".



The thing that's always struck me about Evans is that, as far as I can tell, he is essentially joyless. He's like someone who's read lots of self-help books on 'How to Be Happy' and he now practices the instructions like an alien trying to blend into this strange world of humans. There's always a strained smile and lots of 'Isn't this FUN?!?' exclamations that suggest he's trying to convince himself as much as his audience.

His breakfast show on Virgin is bizarre. Unlistenable at times.
Just crash-bang-wallop stuff with him and his gang laughing in an over-the-top way, no time to breathe, zany stuff.
Also a few unsavoury bits where he brags about his wealth or the clout he has. Not good.
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Re: Chris Evans

Postby Zippy » Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:57 am

subsub wrote:
Erskine Might wrote:
carcinogen wrote:Chris used to enjoy showing his penis to female members of the production team. Is it only me who thinks that is odd? The man needs to be kidnapped, and taken to the nearest ISIS camp with a sign around his neck reading: "ISIS are shit".



The thing that's always struck me about Evans is that, as far as I can tell, he is essentially joyless. He's like someone who's read lots of self-help books on 'How to Be Happy' and he now practices the instructions like an alien trying to blend into this strange world of humans. There's always a strained smile and lots of 'Isn't this FUN?!?' exclamations that suggest he's trying to convince himself as much as his audience.

His breakfast show on Virgin is bizarre. Unlistenable at times.
Just crash-bang-wallop stuff with him and his gang laughing in an over-the-top way, no time to breathe, zany stuff.
Also a few unsavoury bits where he brags about his wealth or the clout he has. Not good.
My boss (who's an entrepreneur) unsurprisingly loves him, says he's a role model etc


:D

I once worked for an entrepreneur (owned a few businesses) who used to go on about how 'inspirational' Chris Evans' autobiography was :lol:

Personally, I can think of fewer things I'd less like to read. Might be the odd decent Gazza 90s boozing story but even that's a stretch.
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Re: Chris Evans

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Fri Sep 06, 2019 12:15 pm

Erskine Might wrote:
carcinogen wrote:Chris used to enjoy showing his penis to female members of the production team. Is it only me who thinks that is odd? The man needs to be kidnapped, and taken to the nearest ISIS camp with a sign around his neck reading: "ISIS are shit".



The thing that's always struck me about Evans is that, as far as I can tell, he is essentially joyless. He's like someone who's read lots of self-help books on 'How to Be Happy' and he now practices the instructions like an alien trying to blend into this strange world of humans. There's always a strained smile and lots of 'Isn't this FUN?!?' exclamations that suggest he's trying to convince himself as much as his audience.


Whilst bullying fuck out of his "team" to try and get some degree of balance for the endless kickings he received at school, all due to him being an annoying little orange shitcunt
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Re: Chris Evans

Postby Reg » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:55 pm

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Re: Chris Evans

Postby shivah » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:04 pm

Chris Evans is and always has been a grade A cunt.
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Re: Chris Evans

Postby Carlos J » Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:25 am

shivah wrote:Chris Evans is and always has been a grade A cunt.

And using his kids for adverts, what a cunt.
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Re: Chris Evans

Postby carcinogen » Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:32 am

Quite how this man has avoided Jail is a mystery to me. Indecent exposure while working on The Big Breakfast.The rampant grooming of Billie Piper. I mean, seriously?
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