23 players have been numbered at random. These were the 23 favourites for the Boot with my bookmaker of choice on Tuesday afternoon. If one of them has done something awful to himself since then, that's quite sad for him, for you and for all of us as well.
The person whose player is the top scorer at the World Cup wins. If none of the 23 win it, it's whoever got the nearest. Tie-break rules are the official ones: http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/news/adida ... ot-2336480
If two or more players are tied on goals, the winner will be decided by the total assists. If assists cannot split them, the players who played the least minutes will emerge with the prize.
Shout out a number from 1-23 if you want to have a go on one.