Group B: Iran vs Spain

[Carlos J]

^^ She's almost Kelly Brook.

<< Fucking page changes.

[JimmyDee]

... their just deserts ...

That would have been a good one for the Egyptian Puns thread

[Bad Blue 2000]

... their just deserts ...

That would have been a good one for the Egyptian Puns thread

That's actually the correct spelling.

[kancutlawns]

... their just deserts ...

That would have been a good one for the Egyptian Puns thread

Turkish Delights? That’s a different nation and a whole different ball game. Start conflating separate sovereign nations in the spirit of lighthearted engagement on a World Cup themed Internet forum today and t could snowball into Sudetenland and Stalingrad tomorrow.

[JimmyDee]

... their just deserts ...

That would have been a good one for the Egyptian Puns thread

That's actually the correct spelling.

It's still a pun, though. DEZZ-erts as opposed to dezz-ERTS.

[kancutlawns]

... their just deserts ...

That would have been a good one for the Egyptian Puns thread

That's actually the correct spelling.

It's still a pun, though. DEZZ-erts as opposed to dezz-ERTS.

You say Paki-stan; I say PAAKi-STAARN. Let's just call the whole thing off.

[Basualdo]

PARKEE-stan, shirley?

[kancutlawns]

PARKEE-stan, shirley?

Well, there is a third way.

[JimmyDee]

It's still a pun, though. DEZZ-erts as opposed to dezz-ERTS.

You say Paki-stan; I say PAAKi-STAARN. Let's just call the whole thing off.

That's not a fucking PUN, though. That's a Dougitudinous obsession.

My important "I-won't-let-this-go" Durham-style point was that "just deserts" IS a pun in written form. Fucking hell! WHY am I surrounded by such FOOLS! No, I will let it go, because we're both just mucking about

[Zambo]

There is no R in Pakistan. nor before the s in grass, nor castle, nor bath, nor dance etc etc.

Get it?

[VeritasVincit]

shearer wouldnt come out of the dressing room would he though, afterwards, because keane was waiting for him.

I think people underestimate good old roy. It takes true evil to deliberately snap somebodies leg like he did with haaland and then be pretty chuffed about it still years later in your book.

That is the tale about after. From Bellamy and others. But why would Shearer come out for a supposed fight? That is what we did when 14, come out for a fight.

His victory was on the pitch. Racy Roy Keane lost it badly. Shearer's look of disdain and knowing victory at Keane when held back is sublime.

Yep Shearer stands his ground and waits for the driveway layer who faffs about in circles making sure he has five or six restraining mates between then them before acting the big bejesus man, Liam Gallagher style.

And it does take a special kind of evil to break the leg and career of a prone defenceless man and get a chubby over it decades later on. But not guts, not glory, certainly not bravery, just extraordinary cuntitude.

The man is a louse, a cowering mouthy cunt.

You are spouting total rubbish about "leg and career"
Read what Holden M wrote yesterday. He, like me, knows the true facts. You clearly don't.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Just shown a close up of an Iranian broad blowing a horn.

Alright, Bugsy Malone.

Lke the word, broad, BB

Impressive defending from Iran.

I'm also impressed by the Iranian women in the crowd.

Was just thinking that, there is something very alluring about a good looking Iranian chick.

Old tale #1422 and here.

Was gtting frisky with an Iranian lass and we were err semi clothed. After some skills from the best cunnilinguist this side of the Fens, she said put it in, so I did. A few err pumps later she said "Not that". Apparently she meant fingers.

Lovely girl, curvy, fantastic brown tits and areola. So good I can't remember her name.

Alexa? Siri?

[Carlos J]

Nah. It will come, as oft said. Never use Alexa and don't do Apple.