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Fucking cunts the lot of them.
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finchman wrote:Fucking cunts the lot of them.


In that sense I suppose they reflect the society they broadcast to. At least in the case of the UK.
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Lawrenson is even worse than Ally McCoist and that's saying something.

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Shedboy wrote:Lawrenson is even worse than Ally McCoist and that's saying something.


They aren't commentators.
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carcinogen wrote:
Shedboy wrote:Lawrenson is even worse than Ally McCoist and that's saying something.


They aren't commentators.
You say potato, I say cabbage. Still commenting on the game cunts, though.

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Shedboy wrote:
carcinogen wrote:
Shedboy wrote:Lawrenson is even worse than Ally McCoist and that's saying something.


They aren't commentators.
You say potato, I say cabbage. Still commenting on the game cunts, though.


I only say that because I have a lot to say about co-commentators. I hate the cunts you mention, but they aren't commentators, they are employed to add 'colour'. We agree they are wankers. I'm not having a go mate.
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What colour does Lawrenson add? Beige? Magnolia? Off White? Grey?
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Basualdo wrote:What colour does Lawrenson add? Beige? Magnolia? Off White? Grey?

The colour of Alan Brazil's bedclothing and underpants.
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Basualdo wrote:What colour does Lawrenson add? Beige? Magnolia? Off White? Grey?


It's rare and you have to shop-around, but I think Dulux call it 'A Lighter Shade of Cunt'.
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Tyldesley and Matterface are the worst.
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Tyldesley, the cunt.


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Them foreyn countries have right, often its just a commentator stating the obvious with long periods of silence and no smart arse alongside. And he'll add in some fact "He/his brother played for Grasshoppers/Valur/FK Tallinn/whoever."
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finchman wrote:Tyldesley and Matterface are the worst.

Correct.

Clive comes across as being a bit simple.

Sam is a bit megalomaniac.

Both are utter gobshites.

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