Fucking Farmers

[mark]

Fucking farmers and their fucking tractors and trailers treating the country's roads like their own personal driveways. 10 miles an hour, dropping mud and manure all over the road. Piss off you cunts and just walk to the local shops, most of you could do with more exercise anyways.

And let's not forget their plot to kill half the country.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Get orf my laaand ! There is a rumour that they shoot foxes and badgers than strategically place their bodies on the sides of the
road so it would look like road-kill.

[finchman]

Always complaining they are skint from their 300 grand combine harvesters.

[Eaststand]

Always complaining they are skint from their 300 grand combine harvesters.

Just what I was about to say.

"wah wah supermarkets are killing us, ive got no money. Wassat? Massey Ferguson are selling tractors at 250k? sign me up for 20"

Wankers.

[Geezer]

Not to forget the subsidies they get for fuck all.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Remember to sheath up. Lorra foot n mouth in their swamps