Things go missing!!

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Things go missing!!

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Bills, credit card statements, medical appointments, important print outs, blueprints for future generations.

If it’s there to go missing in the study it fucking will. ARGHH!!!!!’

I’m fucked off this morning.

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I only ever find things when I'm looking for something else.
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You'd better not lost my dry cleaning ticket for my suit and top hat, runt.
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Socks always go missing.
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