People who get in my way

colinthewarriormonkey · Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:23 am

Really piss me off

Cyclists, Horse riders, Tractors - people walking 2 abreast in the supermarket, dawdling along so I can get past them

The thing is, I'm never going anywhere where it actually matters if I turn up 5 minutes late, so why does it annoy me so much?

Eaststand · Post by **Eaststand** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:47 am

Fucking tourists stopping and taking photos on Fulham Broadway. There's literally nothing of interest there, it's understandable in Leicester Square or summat, but for fucks sake.

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Post by **Basualdo** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:53 am

Eaststand wrote:Fucking tourists stopping and taking photos on Fulham Broadway. There's literally nothing of interest there, it's understandable in Leicester Square or summat, but for fucks sake.

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Hey, closest tube station to Stamford Bridge! What's not to take pictures of!

Eaststand · Post by **Eaststand** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:55 am

Like I said, nothing of interest.

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genehunt1973 · Post by **genehunt1973** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 4:54 pm

People sticking to or going under the speed limit at 3 am in a morning when there is no fucker else on the road

dagbladet · Post by **dagbladet** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 4:58 pm

Bloody ditters in supermarkets. On one occasion I got my own personal ditter in Asda. Everywhere i went she was there fucking dittering over which bunch of bananas to have, all the while blocking the entire banana shelf with her trolley and her poxy tartan push along thingy. Tinned soup, there she is again! She possessed some superpower that transported her to wherever I went next and there she was bloody dittering and getting in my road picking things up, reading the bloody salt content with the packet one inch from her eyes because she left her readers in her other cardie, sniffing tins, putting them back, moving every single one and then making to move off only to slide back in just as I'm reaching for the shelf, clattering my shins with the poxy tartan jobby before she announces " ooh there's so many things I cant choose can you?". Yes, yes I can, go to fucking Arkwrights shop if Asda is too overwhelming ya mad old git!

colinthewarriormonkey · Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:28 pm

dagbladet wrote:Bloody ditters in supermarkets. On one occasion I got my own personal ditter in Asda. Everywhere i went she was there fucking dittering over which bunch of bananas to have, all the while blocking the entire banana shelf with her trolley and her poxy tartan push along thingy. Tinned soup, there she is again! She possessed some superpower that transported her to wherever I went next and there she was bloody dittering and getting in my road picking things up, reading the bloody salt content with the packet one inch from her eyes because she left her readers in her other cardie, sniffing tins, putting them back, moving every single one and then making to move off only to slide back in just as I'm reaching for the shelf, clattering my shins with the poxy tartan jobby before she announces " ooh there's so many things I cant choose can you?". Yes, yes I can, go to fucking Arkwrights shop if Asda is too overwhelming ya mad old git!

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Lord Notin Kwestion · Post by **Lord Notin Kwestion** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:29 pm

Ditherers?

Lord Notin Kwestion · Post by **Lord Notin Kwestion** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:30 pm

genehunt1973 wrote:People sticking to or going under the speed limit at 3 am in a morning when there is no fucker else on the road

How could you ever have seen them?

Maude · Post by **Maude** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:56 pm

genehunt1973 wrote:People sticking to or going under the speed limit at 3 am in a morning when there is no fucker else on the road

Speeding kills mate. Especially in this cold weather.

Ever hear of black ice?

genehunt1973 · Post by **genehunt1973** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:06 pm

Maude wrote:
genehunt1973 wrote:People sticking to or going under the speed limit at 3 am in a morning when there is no fucker else on the road

Speeding kills mate. Especially in this cold weather.

Ever hear of black ice?

In the middle of summer?

subsub · Post by **subsub** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:19 pm

dagbladet wrote:Bloody ditters in supermarkets. On one occasion I got my own personal ditter in Asda. Everywhere i went she was there fucking dittering over which bunch of bananas to have, all the while blocking the entire banana shelf with her trolley and her poxy tartan push along thingy. Tinned soup, there she is again! She possessed some superpower that transported her to wherever I went next and there she was bloody dittering and getting in my road picking things up, reading the bloody salt content with the packet one inch from her eyes because she left her readers in her other cardie, sniffing tins, putting them back, moving every single one and then making to move off only to slide back in just as I'm reaching for the shelf, clattering my shins with the poxy tartan jobby before she announces " ooh there's so many things I cant choose can you?". Yes, yes I can, go to fucking Arkwrights shop if Asda is too overwhelming ya mad old git!

Maude · Post by **Maude** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:28 pm

genehunt1973 wrote:
Maude wrote:
genehunt1973 wrote:People sticking to or going under the speed limit at 3 am in a morning when there is no fucker else on the road

Speeding kills mate. Especially in this cold weather.

Ever hear of black ice?

In the middle of summer?

Erm hello? It's December.

genehunt1973 · Post by **genehunt1973** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:54 pm

Maude wrote:
genehunt1973 wrote:
Maude wrote:
genehunt1973 wrote:People sticking to or going under the speed limit at 3 am in a morning when there is no fucker else on the road

Speeding kills mate. Especially in this cold weather.

Ever hear of black ice?

In the middle of summer?

Erm hello? It's December.

Does it fucking matter smart arse? the point is people going like snails when there is no fucking traffic on the roads

Maude · Post by **Maude** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 7:54 pm

genehunt1973 wrote:
Maude wrote:
genehunt1973 wrote:
Maude wrote:
genehunt1973 wrote:People sticking to or going under the speed limit at 3 am in a morning when there is no fucker else on the road

Speeding kills mate. Especially in this cold weather.

Ever hear of black ice?

In the middle of summer?

Erm hello? It's December.

Does it fucking matter smart arse? the point is people going like snails when there is no fucking traffic on the roads

That's a fine attitude isn't it?

I didn't realise the speed limit only applies at certain times of the day.

I hope they get you on Christmas morning. That will teach you.

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