The Genocide of Wasps

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yeah they do. Theyre not useless at all, theyre just cunts.
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Eaststand wrote:yeah they do. Theyre not useless at all, theyre just cunts.



Feel shite for bees. :(
They have one sting in then then die.
Wasps can sting you as many times as they want then fly away and get their pals to help them.

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Vespa wrote:
LaaLaa wrote:We had a wasps nest in the loft at the end of last year. Was considering getting rid, but after looking up info online the general consensus was that if they didn't freeze to death over the winter they'd come out of hibernation and bugger off somewhere else. Well, in spring they never reappeared, so I guess they either died over the winter or quietly came out of hibernation and departed. Also, wasps won't build a new nest if there's already a nest there, even an old one, so the old nest will act as a deterrent to any others thinking of nesting there (you can buy fake wasps nests to put in the loft to act as a deterrent). I'll just have to remember it's there so if anyone needs to do any work in the loft I can warn them beforehand.


Eusocial wasps produce queens towards the end of the summer, these queens leave the nest and find somewhere to sleep over the winter. Without queens in the nest the remaining wasps eventually die off. In the spring the queen wasps emerge, find a place an build a new nest. This is why wasp nests only last a season, however, the proximity of old wasp nests deterring queens from making a nest next to it is a myth dreamt up be people who want to sell fake wasps.

Many moons ago I did a project with wasp farmers in asia, now there is a hard way to make a living.


I was just about to add my tuppence worth to Laa'a post but you did it for me.

Also if you find wasps which look dead in your bathroom light fitting - which is common , make double sure it's not a queen hibernating. Ant powder will do the job but so will a size ten boot grinding the bastards into the floor.

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m4rkb wrote: Also if you find wasps which look dead in your bathroom light fitting - which is common , make double sure it's not a queen hibernating. Ant powder will do the job but so will a size ten boot grinding the bastards into the floor.


Wasps are very important in the ecosystem, unless they have a nest near you it's well worth leaving them alone. If you want to kill something screwing up the ecosystem, shoot a cat.

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Vespa wrote:
m4rkb wrote: Also if you find wasps which look dead in your bathroom light fitting - which is common , make double sure it's not a queen hibernating. Ant powder will do the job but so will a size ten boot grinding the bastards into the floor.


Wasps are very important in the ecosystem, unless they have a nest near you it's well worth leaving them alone. If you want to kill something screwing up the ecosystem, shoot a cat.

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Carlos J wrote: Cats are King.


They are an invasive species, also their owners are lame.

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Vespa wrote:
Carlos J wrote: Cats are King.


They are an invasive species, also their owners are lame.

They rule. I don't have any trouble walking either, and have tons of charisma.

Moreover, it's really shocking to pigeonhole people. I've known the report shack to be bulging after posters have done that.
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Zambo wrote: They rule.


Only lonely old women.

For the rest of us, that don't have google alerts set up for the lowest priced Whiskers, they are furry, shitty, murdering pests.

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Not just lonely old women. Cats own. They don't stand for no shit

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Zambo wrote:Cats own.


They don't even taste as good as dogs.

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Vespa wrote:
Zambo wrote:Cats own.


They don't even taste as good as dogs.


Have you eaten both?
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ToRmAtO wrote:
Vespa wrote:
Zambo wrote:Cats own.


They don't even taste as good as dogs.


Have you eaten both?


I've eaten dog and visited those burger vans once or twice. So a yes and a maybe.

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Blimey, how long did it take me to remember Vespa is Italian for Wasp? #-o
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The vast majority will now be starting to die off.

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Vespa wrote: If you want to kill something screwing up the ecosystem, shoot a cat.


And watch the mouse population explode exponentially.
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