Pensioners Out for a 20mph drive in Rush Hour

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Pensioners Out for a 20mph drive in Rush Hour

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These Pensioners that go out for a 20mph drive in busy times with a two to three mile tail back behind them, should be taken out by Police Road Snipers.
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ToRmAtO wrote:These Pensioners that go out for a 20mph drive in busy times with a two to three mile tail back behind them, should be taken out by Police Road Snipers.

"Can't be too careful. Come on, stay in second gear, Harold. DO NOT RUSH! Slow down! Left here. Left! No, hang on, let's go and get some sweets for the kids. Turn right! RIGHT!"

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Let's take the pavement instead.

The most unsafe cars on the road are those driven by the slowest drivers.

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ToRmAtO wrote:These Pensioners that go out for a 20mph drive in busy times with a two to three mile tail back behind them, should be taken out by Police Road Snipers.
You’ve been stuck behind my dad then?!

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It’s a well known fact that most pensioners are perverts and sociopaths.
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It's those fuckers that decide it's a good idea to trundle along to the garden centre at 6.30 am, right when I've left early to beat the traffic that simply baffle me, there's fuck all on the road but Harold and Ada are still crawling along at 23 mph.
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