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I hate them, but too cowardly to tell my wife so.

They are just about bearable if I cover them in chilli sauce.

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Superfood, so man up
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They cause the row between Princess of Cambridge and Meghan Money.
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:Meghan Money

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I ate them and put the this is yummy smile on my face. I offered a bit to the cat but it wasn't having it.
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subsub wrote:
AlcoholBrazil wrote:Meghan Money

*cringe*



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I like guacamole. It's lush.
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Basualdo wrote:I like guacamole. It's lush.

Mandy's mushy peas. :)

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I'm not Chris 'fucking cunt' Packham, but the amount of damage to the environment farming avocados does just to satiate the housewives who shop at Waitrose is ridiculous.
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Stick some prawns in one and cover it with Marie rose sauce.

I quite like them but only if they're covered in something.
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Used to be non-plussed about them, but now find they are a pretty versatile food and very good for you.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Superfood, so man up


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We were staying with friends who are a bit keen on whole foods, organics and all that

They kindly gave us a meal and produced a chocolate mousse made with avocado.

Definitely in my Ten Worst things list, possibly even ahead of liver.

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Hillman avenger wrote:We were staying with friends who are a bit keen on whole foods, organics and all that

They kindly gave us a meal and produced a chocolate mousse made with avocado.

Definitely in my Ten Worst things list, possibly even ahead of liver.

If offered it, make an excuse


I knew that one day we'd find something we could agree on, Hillman :lol:

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