Just had the car serviced.
£298 Inc vat.
For an 'interim' service which is basically a fucking oil change!!!!!!
How the fuck do these cunts justify their prices??
I'm not saying I didn't know how much it was going to be, and it's my own fault because I wanted it serviced by a main dealer to maintain a full dealership service history but fuck me, robbing bastards!!!!!
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I bet they graciously topped up your windscreen washer fluid and charged you £20 + VAT for the privilege, too!Sid Pervcat wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:38 am Just had the car serviced.
£298 Inc vat.
For an 'interim' service which is basically a fucking oil change!!!!!!
How the fuck do these cunts justify their prices??
I'm not saying I didn't know how much it was going to be, but I wanted it serviced by a main dealer to maintain a full dealership service history but fuck me, robbing bastards!!!!!
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It's because the unwary make a big deal about "full service history".
It's about the "box-ticking" culture.
It's about an Official Stamp.
Most people know fuck-all about cars, me included, and we assume that a Stamp in the log-book means something. That's why.
It's about the "box-ticking" culture.
It's about an Official Stamp.
Most people know fuck-all about cars, me included, and we assume that a Stamp in the log-book means something. That's why.
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and main dealer mechanics are the shittest mechanics about, the good ones leave to earn more money
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It is cheaper to actually buy the "Official Stamp" , from a stamp maker , and do the oil change yourself.
I hate to see what they would charge to replace a cylinder head gasket . Probably put it on "diagnostics " for 96 hours on top .
I hate to see what they would charge to replace a cylinder head gasket . Probably put it on "diagnostics " for 96 hours on top .
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It's also about not invalidating the warranty, which is why I needed to go to a main dealer.JimmyDee wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:48 pm It's because the unwary make a big deal about "full service history".
It's about the "box-ticking" culture.
It's about an Official Stamp.
Most people know fuck-all about cars, me included, and we assume that a Stamp in the log-book means something. That's why.
It's, also not just about stamping the log book, as main dealer services are recorded electronically anyway.
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How dare you call them mechanics!!
They're technicians!! And all have nice certificates to prove it!!
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Waiting for kancut to ask if they were greasy, oiled men in overalls, maybe a young gun in an off the shoulder dungaree.
And spot on. No fucker looks under the bonnet now. It's diagnostics guv, A score for looking, pal.
And spot on. No fucker looks under the bonnet now. It's diagnostics guv, A score for looking, pal.
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audis are the worst cars to get work done on, theyre so badly thought out most jobs need the engine pulling out.
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Audis are "driven" exclusively by cunts
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