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His name is Jack Shit.

My whole life i have been told i don't know Jack Shit or it may be a woman called Jacqueline who has just shortened it to Jack ?
The thing is everybody who has ever told me i don't know him/her tells me in a very sneery dismissive way with there face all screwed right up to this very day.
Before mobile phones came out every year i used to run fast as fuck when the BT phonebook was left outside before the door and look up to see if they where from the Strathclyde area but to to know avail. :(

He can't be a eminent scientist,academic or something because everybody i know are mongos so i have narrowed him/her down(i think) to being a star of track and field as people who dedicate(waste) their lives to running around in a circle or throwing things in the air is not my forte.

Does anybody on the Forum know Jack Shit ?
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He a good friend of Gordon Bennett I hear.
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Imagine being a middle-aged man who's led a blameless life and then one day in 2000 you go to book a hotel over the phone and on telling them your name is Harry Potter you're told to fuck off. Who'd want that?
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JimmyDee wrote: Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:14 pm Imagine being a middle-aged man who's led a blameless life and then one day in 2000 you go to book a hotel over the phone and on telling them your name is Harry Potter you're told to fuck off. Who'd want that?

Or worse still, Harry Redknapp. :(
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God, yes :-)
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JimmyDee wrote: Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:14 pm Imagine being a middle-aged man who's led a blameless life and then one day in 2000 you go to book a hotel over the phone and on telling them your name is Harry Potter you're told to fuck off. Who'd want that?
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Jehovah.

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Sid Pervcat wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:07 am Jehovah.

God.
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Sid Pervcat wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:07 am Jehovah.

God.
Sid, within 5 mins of Lambrini posting you dived in with your answer.



Are you a Jehovah Witness ?

Come to my door and you will get this. 8)



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In my life, I've known, Steve Davis (electrician) Paul Jones (from school days) and one of my oldest mates is Steve McQueen!
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Roddy wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 1:23 am
Sid Pervcat wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:07 am Jehovah.

God.
Sid, within 5 mins of Lambrini posting you dived in with your answer.



Are you a Jehovah Witness ?

Come to my door and you will get this. 8)



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