Cunts on the telly.

[JimmyDee]

"People I've Only Seen On The Telly, But Nontheless Really Hate", #1 in a series of about a million ...
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dick Fucking Strawbridge.



Look at him, just look at the twat. If you put a thought-bubble above his head we'd all assume the same thought ...
"My moustache, though, have you seen it? My moustache! I bet everyone calls me 'Mister Moustache, the Moustache Man'.

It's just disgusting, though. It's as if you grew a really long fringe, so that every time you ate or drank you'd fill your mouth with your own hair.
Fuck's sake!

[carcinogen]

He was alight when he first appeared, on Scrapheap Challenge. A bit of an eccentric. Now he's turned into an utter cunt / luvvie, along with his mad fucking wife. Call in a drone strike and destroy their fucking French Chateau.

[JimmyDee]

A bit of an eccentric. Now he's turned into an utter cunt

They ALL do nowadays. Fucking "eccentrics".
On the olden days they'd be almost-normal people who were happy to be left alone to plough their own furrow and were on the telly by accident, but in the modern TV age they make a career of it; attention-seeking cunts that shout "LOOK AT ME!"
Can we do a re-take? I don't think I was quite eccentric enough. Should I dye my hair purple, do you think? No-one else does that. What about a bow-tie? Wellington-boots on my hands ... that might work ... or if I wore cricket-pads all the time.

[Basualdo]

Strawbridge is from Holywood county Down.
A veritable spawning ground of cuntitude.

For such a small place it's sired such world class brown bangles as Rory McIlroy, Fifty Shades of Cunt actor, Jamie Dornan The Boys and Preacher comic book artist Garth "and who the fuck are you?!" Ennis and Dermot fucking Murnaghan.

It's practically unrivalled outside of the Home Counties.

[delboy1983]

Strawbridge is from Holywood county Down.
A veritable spawning ground of cuntitude.

For such a small place it's sired such world class brown bangles as Rory McIlroy, Fifty Shades of Cunt actor, Jamie Dornan The Boys and Preacher comic book artist Garth "and who the fuck are you?!" Ennis and Dermot fucking Murnaghan.

It's practically unrivalled outside of the Home Counties.

Hi there Bas ,great to see you back.

[Sadact7]

He was alight when he first appeared, on Scrapheap Challenge.

Piss poor bit of health and safety that, did he sue?

[carcinogen]

Dan Snow.
Dan Walker.
Any man called 'Dan'.

Dan Snow is the biggest cunt for me. Married the daughter of the richest man in England. Passes himself of as a 'historian' on TV. I am more of a qualified historian than this cunt. Am I bitter? Yes, of course I am. Do I want to be be on TV, no. Of course I don't. But I know for a fact I know more shit than this CUNT has forgotten.

[VeritasVincit]

Dan Snow gets all my votes. He got on TV through nepotism. Now he presents himself as a historian, but all his programmes are just rehashing stuff that others have found and done in the past. Nothing original,

[Basualdo]

Dan Snow.
Dan Walker.
Any man called 'Dan'.

Dan Snow is the biggest cunt for me. Married the daughter of the richest man in England. Passes himself of as a 'historian' on TV. I am more of a qualified historian than this cunt. Am I bitter? Yes, of course I am. Do I want to be be on TV, no. Of course I don't. But I know for a fact I know more shit than this CUNT has forgotten.

Dan Snow gets all my votes. He got on TV through nepotism. Now he presents himself as a historian, but all his programmes are just rehashing stuff that others have found and done in the past. Nothing original,

Ironically another Dan, Dan Carlin, always emphasises the fact that he's not a historian, yet still produces possibly the most popular and influential history based broadcast available on any media.

And, as far as I can gather anyway, not a cunt. But who can tell, he might well be.

[JimmyDee]

Dan Snow.

Hi! I'm Dan Snow. Behind me is the Eiffel Tower, but you don't want to look at that, you want to look at me! It has a fascinating history. I first saw it when I was 11. Lucky old tower , to be seen by me, Dan Snow.
Next week's show is about the Spitfire, and I, Dan Snow, get to fly in one, and that's the main thing. I'm Dan Snow.

[JimmyDee]

While we're on the subject of Cunt "Historians" ... Abandoned Engineering on Freeview Yesterday is a goldmine of 24-carat cunts.
Rob Bell is the best example. A man who has obviously never been to any of the places he so accurately describes, on the basis of what the researchers told him about a minute before his "piece-to-camera" was recorded.
What a cunt!

[Basualdo]

While we're on the subject of Cunt "Historians" ... Abandoned Engineering on Freeview Yesterday is a goldmine of 24-carat cunts.
Rob Bell is the best example. A man who has obviously never been to any of the places he so accurately describes, on the basis of what the researchers told him about a minute before his "piece-to-camera" was recorded.
What a cunt!

A bit like the MO for the "I Love the..." cheap horseshit that Channel 5 used to specialise in.


Some 24 year old reality whore says, "I'll never forget the day I watched on live TV that elephant sharting all over John Noakes' Sta-prest slacks and pulling Peter Purves though the chocolate puddle on Blue Peter, even though my dad wasn't even spunked out of my grandad's ballbag by then.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing. What a to do! 'Ere, it's in black and white?! Where people black and white back in them days?!"

[JimmyDee]

A bit like the MO for the "I Love the..." cheap horseshit that Channel 5 used to specialise in.

I liked the bit where Rowland Rivron was a cunt, though.

[carcinogen]

Ant and Dec. Fair play, they have thieved a living. That Ant cunt should have been banged-up after his driving offence. I would have gained great pleasure thinking about him getting raped in a shower. Absolutely talentless pair of wankers. I can't get over it. Their Schick is Morecombe and Wise. And I wasn't even a fan of them. A right pair of talentless wankers.

[carcinogen]

Rufus Hound needs to be shot on sight. If ever there was an excuse for a drone-strike he is it. I'd love to see him in an orange jumpsuit with a knife across his throat.