New words you coin for things.

[Basualdo]

Kangarueful: The understandable loss of respect you have for someone you have admired when you find out they're Australian.

Kiwelieved: The feeling of mild joy felt when you find out someone you previously thought was Australian turns out to be actually from New Zealand

[rorymac]

Doof .. disengenuous outpouring of flattery

eg I really like that one Rors .. did you make that up yourself ?

Stick it up your bollocks !

[Steve Hunt]

Ruperated - the complete destruction of a previously lively and informative forum discussion thread.

[Basualdo]

Ruperated - the complete destruction of a previously lively and informative forum discussion thread.

See also clownshoed and cubicled.

[Sid Pervcat]

Ruperated - the complete destruction of a previously lively and informative forum discussion thread.

See also clownshoed and cubicled.

see also: Kankerated

[subsub]

Spursy - when something should be so much better than it actually is.

[Basualdo]

[kancutlawns]

Spursy - when something should be so much better than it actually is.

[Geezer]

Tootipuffer- my e cig

[kevin04]

Feeling The Gas. Means a hangover. My driving instructor would say ''feel the gas'', or ''a wee touch of gas'' when coming up hills, and it stuck. Started saying it a loud and then one day when hungover I said I'm feeling the gas and it sort of stuck. Pals use it as well. Got a text three weeks ago from a pal when asked him how his night out was, "THE GAS!"

Guvnors - any Englishman or sports team. Is it not a term for Londoners? And I'll sign to the words of Rule Britannia in a mockney accent "We are Guvnors, we love you all the same. We are Guvnors from the good old UK," now and again -it helps with the stress when England are threatening to win a football tournament.

"Labour's veteran street fighter," ingrained in the brain. I heard it on an STV report from Bernard Ponsonby moons ago - probably 2003 Iraq War - and I think it was about Prescott and the two jabs incident. Every now and again especially around election time etc I'll say these words. Very slowly, in a soft/polite Glaswegian voice like Big Bernard's.

I probably should see someone about all of this.