Turkish barber

[Sid Pervcat]

A tenner for a hot towel shave in my local Turkish establishment.
Obvs ain't been in since lockdown, but love the experience.

[Zippy]

I go to one in London. They do a top job and the flames are a nice touch.

[antdad]

That thing they do with the candles and burning ear hairs is really fucking dangerous.

You wuss, of course it isn't. Just as you can put out a candle with your finger tips without burning yourself it's the contact duration of the flame that matters, otherwise every Turkish barber that practised it would be sued or shut down.

[JimmyDee]

I'm still trying to think of a punchline to "What do you call a Turkish barber?" that wouldn't be declared Racist.

You could do an anti-joke ... "Robert, because they're not all called Mustapha".

[paolo]

used to see an iraqi

he couldn't speak a word of inglese and me no iraqi

keen on talc....vespa would have loved him

did this weird thing on countrymen with cotton on their face, sort of snapping it together

never did know what he was doing