My sister found my old school reports and brought them round. They are from the era where you were known at school, only by your surname.
In general; absolutely appalling, with the highlight[!] being a magnificent 19% for French in one end of year exam.
When I read them I can’t work out how I managed to get A levels, a degree and a career in the groves of Academe.
Still, I spent years writing equally damning reports about some who went on to success in many fields.
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My mother has all mine, I was awesome .... honest.
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Was he a wrong 'un, rory?
One old PE teacher, used to take err pupils fishing on the weekend. Never heard queerness, only went a couple of times, never caught a fecking fish though. A nice chap, I'd go a good egg over bent (with meaning not err queer).
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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The only time I went fishing I saw Jimmy Saville (at Roundhay Park), and from a distance thankfully.
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Ha, Laa. a lucky escape. Wasm't Uncle Jimmeh's penthouse overlooking Roundhay Park?
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I only remember one comment on a school report. It was from Doc Ward, our classics teacher - Lackadaisical about homework - He gave it to the whole class.
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Yeah it was. Must be weird for whoever lives there now, knowing who the previous occupier was.
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You are all a bunch of bloody swots. Teachers pets. You should have played truant like me and gone scrumping for apples .
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Your grasp of geography is lacking if you think there were any apple trees in Salford.AlcoholBrazil wrote: ↑Tue Sep 29, 2020 6:09 pm You are all a bunch of bloody swots. Teachers pets. You should have played truant like me and gone scrumping for apples .
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We used to go to the newly opened Brent Cross shopping centre and do bugger all.AlcoholBrazil wrote: ↑Tue Sep 29, 2020 6:09 pm You are all a bunch of bloody swots. Teachers pets. You should have played truant like me and gone scrumping for apples .
If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states
I'd buy the country at an incredible rate
I'd buy the country at an incredible rate