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Saw this the other day and not local paper though local paper here: http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/crim ... a6783.html

But more in the Mirror: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... a-11095037

No, lawyer Jennifer Soble, this is not really true:
She added: “To the extent that Mr. Bessigano has accidentally injured or killed animals during the course of his sexual exploits, that harm is no greater than that imposed by meat-eaters and leather-wearers nationwide.”
Is there some bravado in fucking and killing a Rottweiler early in 1993? Or did he learn a lesson and stuck to fowl since.

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Sexually abusing a guinea fowl :lol:
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More err fowl deeds, this time local: http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/crime/man-d ... -1-5283500
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The baldy being taken out by the invisible man at 1 mins 40 might just be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

http://www.leaderlive.co.uk/news/168898 ... d-on-cctv/

Not being the fighting sort, I didn't realise taking your shoes off mid brawl was the etiquette.
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There was something hauntingly balletic about the bald guy. Right up until the moment gravity did for him. :box:
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Darkyboy wrote:There was something hauntingly balletic about the bald guy. Right up until the moment gravity did for him. :box:

Indeed. :) Did well to stand up as long as he did.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I thought Baldy was referring to the guy reffing the fight, I didn't realise it was actuslly just a supremely talented passer by.

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Not really local, but Andy Bell is getting 50 knicker for it as a desperate freelancer: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/firsttime-fly ... 06820.html

Sort of understandable, but also sad, but Mistress Schadenfreude barely stirred a pretty eyelash. :roll:
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I call this one "Replacing a proof-reader with a spellchecker, thinking it's the same thing". From the Kent Messenger.

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:D
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More strange pictures than stories, but still worth a look.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... l-16908431
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JimmyDee wrote:I call this one "Replacing a proof-reader with a spellchecker, thinking it's the same thing". From the Kent Messenger.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Holden Mcgroyne wrote:More strange pictures than stories, but still worth a look.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... l-16908431

Nice. Related to this: https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... o-16884350
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" 'His friends used to call him The Fresh Prince of Stokesley and they said was known as the first person there to own a pair of Y-3 trainers,' said the family".

In Maidstone we talk of little else.
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Carlos J wrote:Nice. Related to this ...
Here's edited highlights.

Like many his age, Jim enjoyed spending his hard-earned cash on designer clothes, holidays to Ibiza and flash cars.

Really popular with the ladies, too popular with the ladies!

And while Jim loved partying, he was always sensible, said his family. "He enjoyed going out but he wasn't a big drinker, he knew his limits and he wasn't reckless".

He was 6ft 7ins, like a giant, but he didn't have a violent bone in his body.

And from another article:
Jim was one of six siblings and had friends up and down the country. Many travelled to Teesside on Wednesday to pay their respects ...

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I've left spaces so you can read between the lines :-)
In other Stokesley/McElvaney-related news:
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/lo ... ap-1370259

Yeah! I was quite surprised as well.
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