Talkforum Would I Lie To My Bluff Game.

[Basualdo]

Gweetings!


This will probably die on its fucking arse, but anyway....

A new game that I've plagiarised thought up all by myself.

State three outlandish but possibly feasible facts about yourself. All may be true, two may be true, but at least one has to be true.
Then other members will have to try to guess which ones - maybe them all - are true.


<repressing stroke enducing middle class rage....must...keep...repressing>



Feel free to whale on in on this.


I'll start.


1) Van Morrison performed at my christening party.

2) I have written reasonably well received erotic gay fiction.

3) I was conceived literally ....yes, literally, within the shadow of Portsmouth FC's Fratton Park.





"Go on, give it a go. You will find it capricious...capricious" <ting!>

[henrycrs]

Top thread. I’d say 1 & 3 are true. Don’t have you down as a fan of bumder fiction

[Basualdo]

Is that your final answer?

[henrycrs]

Is that your final answer?

Can I phone Lawnsy?

[Basualdo]

Is that your final answer?

Can I phone Lawnsy?

Certainly. Go ahead.

But what about this game?

[henrycrs]

final answer. He’s engaged at the moment

[Bad Blue 2000]

One of my drawings inspired the song ‘Judge Fudge’ by the Happy Mondays
I once kissed Ruth Maddocks.
I once shared a pisser with Mark Lamar.

[henrycrs]

Why am I so boring compared to you lot. Don’t answer that

I once shagged the bird that owned the eastenders legend dog ‘wellard’

I played pool with Barry ‘burn the car lot for the lads’ Evans

I once had a #fakedorummeet with CJ and a night at the football/on the piss

[Basualdo]

final answer. He’s engaged at the moment

Well I'll give you full marks.

Number 3 is spot on. My dad was in the Royal Navy and my parents had a flat or bedsit on Carisbrooke Road right behind the stands at Fratton Park. They moved to Belfast about three months before I was born.

Number 1 is possibly true but I doubt it. My mum swore it happened and it is true that my mum's family were close friends and neighbours of one of the members of Them. But my Uncle Les said he couldn't remember it happening and him and my ma had a big row about it. It was hilarious but I side with Les.


Number 3 is wellllll....I'm going to have to cum come clean on this.....<gulp>...complete bollocks.

[henrycrs]

Top man Bas. Great story, what do I win?

[Basualdo]

One of my drawings inspired the song ‘Judge Fudge’ by the Happy Mondays Maybe...okay, yes.
I once kissed Ruth Maddocks. No! You did not soil her once lovely lips!
I once shared a pisser with Mark Lamar.Were you also tied to a bed at the time? No.

[Basualdo]

Top man Bas. Great story, what do I win?

A cash prize paid in the currency of Satisfaction.

[Basualdo]

Why am I so boring compared to you lot. Don’t answer that

I once shagged the bird that owned the eastenders legend dog ‘wellard’Yes

I played pool with Barry ‘burn the car lot for the lads’ EvansYes

I once had a #fakedorummeet with CJ and a night at the football/on the piss. Yes. I also had a FFM with him

[Bad Blue 2000]

One of my drawings inspired the song ‘Judge Fudge’ by the Happy Mondays Maybe...okay, yes.

It did.

[henrycrs]

Why am I so boring compared to you lot. Don’t answer that

I once shagged the bird that owned the eastenders legend dog ‘wellard’Yes

I played pool with Barry ‘burn the car lot for the lads’ Evans[bYes[/b]

I once had a #fakedorummeet with CJ and a night at the football/on the piss[?b] Yes. I also had a FFM with him[/b]

Spot on. All were true

Me Julie was a great shag as a 17 year old boy, mid 20s (older). Liked a drink, then mid action asked me to get off whilst she spewed her ring all over the bed

And the worst thing was, in the morning she told my mate (whose house it was) it was me that was sick!!!

Good job she had a fit body and liked to suck cock or we would have fallen out