Christmas

[Carlos J]

Merry Christmas. Returned home to Partridgeland at 8pm after a few days family stuff, which was ok watching them all stress, mama cooking for 12 this year so thank fuck not there. Currently watching 'Law and Order: SVU', then a bit of 'CSI' on 5USA, Bed later and work at 4pm and a dry Christmas dinner, though appreciated. A few years ago the Chief Exec turned up on Christmas Day, which was nice of him, far better than now the intranet asking for 'Christmas Day Heroes' pictures and err' shout outs', which every fucker at our place ignores quite rightly.

I really fancy a Snowball drink, haven't had one in years but no Advocaat here.

Another ponderer, open presents now or when wake up, will open them in a bit.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Dismayed that Eat Me dates are now sold in plastic boxes and not in traditional wooden boxes.
Watching the box burn on the fire .
Aren't Chocolate Selection Boxes so mean. The old ones had up to 15 bars and a dice and counter game on the back.

[subsub]

Got to get in the kitchen soon.
Making trifle and having beef this year so need to get the batter made for the Yorkshires.

Then pressies with Mrs Subsub and a glass or three of fizz before dinner

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

We've all had a drink

[Zambo]

We've all had a drink

And I'm extremely full. Always buy too much food even though we say we won't every year, and I hate to waste it.

[ToRmAtO]

I couldn't eat another thing

[carcinogen]

Smoked crack. Downloaded a bit of kiddie-porn. Abused a goat. Went for a walk. Wrote a poem about the Common Bluebell. Emailed the daughter of an ex-gf and told her that her arse wasn't as tight as her mums. Ate some sprouts then watched Apollo 13 on ITV 4. Goodtimes.

Tongue-in-cheek, tongue-in-cheek. Although I did eat some sprouts and watched a bit of ITV4. Oh and smoked crack.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Let's hope you don't own an Alexa or similar device with key-words like that.

[Zambo]

Let's hope you don't own an Alexa or similar device with key-words like that.

I wondered what was wrong with the silly bitch yesterday

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... users.html

[ccreds]

I've had a cold knackered aces and pains the last couple of days. Drinking Ribena at the moment.

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[lambrini]

Let's hope you don't own an Alexa or similar device with key-words like that.

Alexa machines are retarded. LMAO: