Worst or Funniest Excuses Heard
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My mate told me that a new start had failed their pre-employment drug and alcohol screening test, and their excuse was that they had mistakingly taken their dog's medicine.
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Eh, me and my two pals worked for an agency and we didn't go in for 2 weekend 12 hour shifts and they said they would not give us any more work.
They phoned my pal up on the sunday and he fucked it up by saying he had a Lawers appiontment on a Sunday when they phoned him.
I said i shat myself while wating on the mini bus to the Highlander crisp factory and they keep saying "what do you mean about you had an accident".
Well i just hut oot with it.
"i shat myself and fucked off up the road".
They phoned my pal up on the sunday and he fucked it up by saying he had a Lawers appiontment on a Sunday when they phoned him.
I said i shat myself while wating on the mini bus to the Highlander crisp factory and they keep saying "what do you mean about you had an accident".
Well i just hut oot with it.
"i shat myself and fucked off up the road".
You can only live in the world you know.The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia.
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Many grey baw hairs does he have ??!!
You can only live in the world you know.The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia.
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