How to survive January

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How to survive January

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It's the 10th already. :shock: :shock: :shock:

How to survive January (according Spectator Life magazine):

1. Don’t diet

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2. Drink and be merry

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3. Diarize

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4. Get a dose of daylight

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5. Jet off to the sun

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Whatever you do this January, make sure you have fun. It really makes no sense at all to head straight from the excess of Christmas into full-on self-denying misery. You’ll already have had enough literal cold turkey, without enduring the metaphorical type as well.

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I thought number 3 related to wanking.
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How about a More Fap January ?
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Isn't it you good ol' Alco, who goes and eats McDs outside a DW Gym ?
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Buy new clothes.

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kevin04 wrote:Isn't it you good ol' Alco, who goes and eats McDs outside a DW Gym ?



Anyone who joins a gym in the first week of a New Year deserve all the ridicule they get.
At the first sniff of a burger on the first barbecue of the summer, all that hard work will go down the pan....literally.
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