It's the 10th already.
How to survive January (according Spectator Life magazine):
1. Don’t diet
2. Drink and be merry
3. Diarize
4. Get a dose of daylight
5. Jet off to the sun
Whatever you do this January, make sure you have fun. It really makes no sense at all to head straight from the excess of Christmas into full-on self-denying misery. You’ll already have had enough literal cold turkey, without enduring the metaphorical type as well.
How to survive January
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How to survive January
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Re: How to survive January
I thought number 3 related to wanking.
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Re: How to survive January
How about a More Fap January ?
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Re: How to survive January
Isn't it you good ol' Alco, who goes and eats McDs outside a DW Gym ?
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Re: How to survive January
kevin04 wrote:Isn't it you good ol' Alco, who goes and eats McDs outside a DW Gym ?
Anyone who joins a gym in the first week of a New Year deserve all the ridicule they get.
At the first sniff of a burger on the first barbecue of the summer, all that hard work will go down the pan....literally.
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